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| "Yeah...I'm hatin'! So what!" |
Well playas...Oscar Robertson may not be jealous of a boy but he sure is hatin' on him! That dun was on ESPN's Mike and Mike on Thursday mornin' hatin' on the modern NBA and Steph Curry, in particular, like he'd been in the ride with Gary Payton gettin' a hater's contact. We all heard The Glove talkin' crazy last week about how he couldn't play in today's "Soft Era." If he were playin' today he would have any playin' experience in the old school era to compare it to so he wouldn't know any better. I broke it down in the crazy Hot Joint entitled "Penny Loafers." These old head kill me hatin' on these young boyz.
So the Big O was literally hatin' on Steph when he said: "If I've got a guy who's great shooting the ball outside, don't you want to extend your defense out a little bit? I just don't think coaches today in basketball understand the game of basketball. They don't know anything about defenses."
Then this cat completely gets butt naked and starts foamin' at the mouth and says, "He's shot well because of what's going on in basketball today. In basketball today, it's almost like if you can dunk or make a 3-point shot, you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. ... When I played years ago, if you shot a shot outside and hit it, the next time I'm going to be up on top of you. I'm going to pressure you with three-quarters, half-court defense. But now they don't do that. ... [Modern-day teams] run one play. Well, maybe two plays."
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Just because a boy played the game and is a legend doesn't mean that he knows what he's talkin' about every time he opens his mouth bruh! Obviously, the Big O hasn't been watchin' Golden State play a freakin' game this season! You can't double team Steph because he's got a car full of shooters in the ride with him that will peal yo head if you do! Not to mention the fact that they've got the best ball movin' team in the NBA. In case you forgot the most basic concept in sports O, ball beats man every time.
So if you even attempt to double that dun you're gonna get lit up from somewhere else on the floor. He's playin' with four other cats that can all shoot and create off of the dribble. We've NEVER seen a team that can do that in the history of basketball. And they sure wasn't doin' it in 1961!!!!
They stopped runnin' a full court press in high school and Division III basketball O!! Where you been playa? These cats are bigger, stronger, faster and 10 times more athletic than they've ever been before and especially in the darn 1960's. You can't run a full court press in 2016! EVERYBODY on the freakin' floor can move and get up and down the floor. You sound crazy talkin' about gettin' up on Steph. Have you seen that dun play?
He's gonna do one of three things if you get up on him; he's either gonna shoot it any way because he's that great of a shooter, blow right by you or back door that joint to one of his homeboys waitin' for you to make that mistake.
The logic that O is usin' was applicable 54 years ago bruh but not today. When he was playin' boyz could only play their positions e.i. if you were a guard you only played guard, if you were a center you only played in the post, if you were a wing man you stayed in your place. Now duns are playin' all over the floor. Centers and power forwards are runnin' the floor like guards and shootin' the rock just as good if not better. Full court press? That dun's been sleep for 50 years!
And in the case of Steph Curry, there's no defendin' him!! He's got crazy handles, he's as quick as a cat and he'll shoot that joint from yo momma's basement. Stop tellin' me what they did back in yo day. Back in yo day they were smokin' in the locker room and on the side line. Back in yo day they weren't even liftin' weights and workin' out in the off-season. Back in yo day they didn't have trainers, nutritionists and shootin' coaches. Back in yo day they didn't have a 3-point line. So there was no incentive to shoot from downtown. A shot was two points wherever you shot it from. With the invention of the 3 ball the game has completely changed and there's nothin' you can do about it.
Stop soundin' crazy hatin on these young boyz for playin' at a level never seen before. Because if you're talkin' foolishness about Steph Curry then you obviously aren't watchin' this dun play. O sounds like the crazy old man that stands on his porch in his underwear tellin' boyz how he used to walk 10 miles to school every mornin' in the snow with no shoes on. Stop me when I start lyin'!
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2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
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They stopped runnin' a full court press in high school and Division III basketball O!! Where you been playa? These cats are bigger, stronger, faster and 10 times more athletic than they've ever been before and especially in the darn 1960's. You can't run a full court press in 2016! EVERYBODY on the freakin' floor can move and get up and down the floor. You sound crazy talkin' about gettin' up on Steph. Have you seen that dun play?
He's gonna do one of three things if you get up on him; he's either gonna shoot it any way because he's that great of a shooter, blow right by you or back door that joint to one of his homeboys waitin' for you to make that mistake.
The logic that O is usin' was applicable 54 years ago bruh but not today. When he was playin' boyz could only play their positions e.i. if you were a guard you only played guard, if you were a center you only played in the post, if you were a wing man you stayed in your place. Now duns are playin' all over the floor. Centers and power forwards are runnin' the floor like guards and shootin' the rock just as good if not better. Full court press? That dun's been sleep for 50 years!
And in the case of Steph Curry, there's no defendin' him!! He's got crazy handles, he's as quick as a cat and he'll shoot that joint from yo momma's basement. Stop tellin' me what they did back in yo day. Back in yo day they were smokin' in the locker room and on the side line. Back in yo day they weren't even liftin' weights and workin' out in the off-season. Back in yo day they didn't have trainers, nutritionists and shootin' coaches. Back in yo day they didn't have a 3-point line. So there was no incentive to shoot from downtown. A shot was two points wherever you shot it from. With the invention of the 3 ball the game has completely changed and there's nothin' you can do about it.
Stop soundin' crazy hatin on these young boyz for playin' at a level never seen before. Because if you're talkin' foolishness about Steph Curry then you obviously aren't watchin' this dun play. O sounds like the crazy old man that stands on his porch in his underwear tellin' boyz how he used to walk 10 miles to school every mornin' in the snow with no shoes on. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
Holla At Ya Boy!
JayGravesReport
#TheBestDressedManMedia
Facebook: TheJayGravesReport
Instagram: JayGravesReport
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