Why Cam winnin' the MVP means absolutely nothin' without a Ship! "Unfinished"

"Almost finished playboy!" 

Carson McCullers, the famous novelist once said, "There's nothing that makes you so aware of the improvisation of human existence as a song unfinished. Or an old address book." Vladimir Nabokov, the Russian novelist, gave it to us like this, "Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece." Then Christina Rossetti, the English poet, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when she spit the simplest of things, "Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun." 

Well playas...Cam Newton was named the NFL's MOST VALUABLE PLAYER on Saturday night but he's still got some unfinished business to take care of on Sunday! Oh yeah, all of the real playas around this piece are cool with him takin' home the obvious but it's all for nothin' if he doesn't win the Super Bowl. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Cam Newton won the MVP weeks ago bruh! Anybody that thought that there was a doubt that the dun wasn't goin' to win it was a straight up sucka and a hater all rolled into one! Just like the two clown fake media-types that didn't vote for him. Cam received all but two votes for the award and those two went to Tom Brady and Carson Palmer! Can you say HATERS with no moral value? 

To not vote for the dun that is clearly the MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER in the NFL leadin' the best team to this point is asinine. If you're a sports journalist with a vote then you've gotta take you're freakin' emotions and personal biases out of the joint and vote for the person who clearly deserves to win the Award. How can you say that you're a journalist that covers this league and not vote for Cam Newton? When you're a sucka first and a journalist second. 

Like I said earlier, this means nothin' if Cam doesn't win the Super Bowl! And on some real talk, I wanna see them beat the brakes, transmission, muffler, doors and the tires off of the Broncos. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 
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