How Cam Newton and Co. finally went out like some suckas! "Pay Checks"

"You can have that bruh!"

Ralph Marston, the former football player, once said, "You've done it before and you can do it now. See the positive possibilities. Redirect the substantial energy of your frustration and turn it into positive, effective, unstoppable determination." Bo Bennett, the US Senator, gave it to us like this, "Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success." Then Michael Stuhlbarg, the actor, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "Things never go the way you expect them to. That's both the joy and frustration in life. I'm finding as I get older that I don't mind, though. It's the surprises that tickle me the most, the things you don't see coming." 

Well playas...everybody knew that Denver's defense was a beast but NOBODY saw this comin'! They completely dominated the Carolina offense from the word go on Sunday night! Cam Newton and Co, the league's No.1 offense, finally ran into some boyz that had a cure for "Uncontrollable Dabbin'!" They kept that dun out of the freakin' end zone. Yeah, the Panthers defense wasn't playin' around either but we all knew that Peyton and Co., wasn't makin' any noise on that side of the ball goin' into that joint. All Peyton had to do was manage the foolishness out there and Vaughn Miller and his homeboy's would make it happen. And that they did playboy! No hatin' from me bruh, especially when they gave the right cat the Super Bowl MVP. Vaughn freakin' Miller!!!! He balled out!!! 

But let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Carolina Panthers ultimately went out like some suckas. Not because they lost the Super Bowl but because they couldn't take what they've been givin' out all season. Let's start with their defense. Every time they gave up big plays from Emmanuel Sanders, who had 6 catches for 83 yards, they couldn't take his swag or his celebrations!! That dun would get up twirling the ball around and boyz would get hot. They even knocked the ball out of his hands one time pickin' up an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. 

In my James Brown voice, "Give it to me now!"

Now all season they've been Dabbin' and takin' pictures on a boy and now that somebody is rockin' their boat they're mad! C'mon playa! You've gotta be able to take it if you're gonna give it. That's just how it goes. I would have been out there Dabbin' every time I tackled a boy, caught a pass or got a first down. Why? Just to frustrate them even more. It's a game and you've gotta have fun right? 

But the ultimate sucka move in the game was when Cam himself was stripped of the football down in their own territory with a minute remainin' in the SUPER BOWL only down 6 points and the dun didn't go after the ball. He looked at it and let a boy dive on it. Now I get not divin' on it durin' the regular season because as the franchise quarterback you can't risk gettin' injured divin' into a pile. You give up the rock to live to play another down. I get that. But this was the SUPER BOWL with all of the chips pushed into the middle of the table bruh! 

Now on some real talk, had he jumped on it they still probably would have lost the game because Vaughn Miller and Co. was earnin' every bit of their pay checks. However, Cam has to at least attempt to win the game. They were in his head so much at that point that he just wanted it to end. 

Yeah, I'll say that Denver's defense turned Cam and the picture takin' Dabbers into some suckas by the time that joint was over. And who was callin' the freakin' plays for Carolina bruh? Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck? Because that dun was so predictable it was ridiculous!!! 

Now I was in the ride with Cam all season but when he refused to dive on that ball. I told that dun to pull over and let me out. I'll eventually get back in the car but Ima act like the pissed off girlfriend and walk just to let that dun know that I'm hot about it. To get frustrated is one thing but to give up is an entirely different talk show. 

Congrats to Denver for doin' what they came to do! That defense is a monster and Peyton just had to manage the game on his way out. Now here's the dilemma playboy, when Peyton decides to retire, will he retire a Bronco or a Colt? He's won a Super Bowl with both teams and played in two Super Bowls with each. I know boyz around Indy would expect for him to retire a Colt but he just won a title with Denver. It would have been an easy decision if he had lost but that didn't happen. It should be interestin' to find out! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun: the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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