Why Matt Hasselback has me lookin' like a genius this mornin' bruh! "Ooh Watch Me"

 "I'm gettin' too old for this foolishness but watch me Whip and watch me Nae Nae!"

Roy H. Williams, the best-selling author, once said, “A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether.” Byron Dorgan, the former United States Senator, gave it to us like this, “Working hard and working smart sometimes can be two different things.” Then the big homie Albert Einstein broke a boy off with some heavy pimp-type knowledge when he spit, “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”

Well playas…the Indianapolis Colts stayed with Matt Hasselback longer which allows Andrew Luck to rest until they really need a boy. That was the smartest thing they could have done and they made me look like a freakin’ genius because I told the homie Tony Katz that Thursday on the Morning News on 93.1FM WIBC here in Indy when I did the Colts Update! Hasselback led the Colts to his second win in a row beatin’ the dull Texans 27-20.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! It would have no sense whatsoever to play Andrew Luck on Thursday night even if he was chompin’ at the bit to play. They didn’t NEED him and it is more important for him to get healthy than to play against some duns that a 40 year old could handle. The Colts are 16-0 against AFC South divisional opponents bruh. They could have started Pepe Le Pew against the Texans and gotten out of there alive.

However, they’ve got the Evil Empire loomin’ in the near future bruh! They NEED Luck to be as healthy as race horse when they come in on October 18^th playa.

Why waste any energy foolin’ around with the freakin’ Texans and J.J. Watt? They’re horrible and Hasselback could get the job done even while he was sick. That dun was in the hospital earlier in the week with a bacterial infection. But they were like, "You better back yo butt outta that joint and come on! You gotta play this week pimpin'!"

As bad as the offensive line has played all season they managed to keep the old timer on his feet all night. They didn’t give up a sack the entire game bruh! And stop worryin’ about J.J. Watt! He’s like a freakin’ mosquito and flies at a picnic. He gets in the way but never stops the party. Why do I say that? Because even with his stats they keep losin’!

And somebody finally woke up the sleepin’ giant in Andre’ Johnson too. That dun had 6 catches for 77 yards!

Between Hasselback 40 and Johnson 34 they both were bumpin’ that Aliyah “Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number” joint before, durin’ and after the game playa! The next thing you know they’ll be at their kid’s schools this morning doin’ the Whip and Nae Nae lookin’ like some darn fools. And that’s the edited version!

It’s a long season bruh and you have to be smart. Don’t play Andrew Luck when you can win with Matt Hasselback especially if you’re goin’ to NEED for him to be as healthy as possible to even be able to compete with New England. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
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