How Maya Moore and Co. came in like the Feds on the Fever!

"Don't eve trip bruh!"

James Thurber, well-known cartoonist and author, once said, "Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one’s poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed – but never the husband).” Maxwell Maltz, the cosmetic surgeon, broke it down like this, “Man maintains his balance, poise, and sense of security only as he is moving forward.” Then the great Paul Brown spit some O.G. fire at a boy when he blessed the mic with, “The key to winning is poise under stress.”

Well playas…it doesn’t get any more stressful than Game 3 of the WNBA Finals especially when a boy is in foul trouble early and a possible championship hangs in the balance because 70 percent of the time the winner of Game 3 wins it all. Maya Moore had all of that on her shoulders as she remained as poised as a hustla in the projects in a big body chevy bumpin' that DJ Khaled joint "All I Do Is Win" joint! With the game tied at 77 with 1.7 seconds left, Moore knocked down a 3 at the buzzer to beat the Indiana Fever 80-77 to take a 2-1 lead in the series.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This was probably one of the best WNBA Finals games in league history playboy! Talk about American Sniper or better yet, New Jack City! Duns had shooters on the roof like the Carter up in that piece. The Lynx shot 51 percent from the field and 53 percent from downtown bruh! To make matters more complicated the Fever fell off in the joint spottin’ a boy up at 50 percent from the field and 47 percent from behind the arc! It was NUTS!!!

Maya Moore had 24 points in 22 minutes bruh! Are you serious??!! Ole girl got into foul trouble early pickin’ up 3 fouls in the first half and havin’ to sit most of the joint. Then she picked up her fourth as soon as the third quarter started. However, her girls kicked in the door like the Feds in her absence. Seimone Augustus came through the front door with 13, Renee Montgomery hit the back door with 12, Silvia Fowles knocked a boy out with the batterin’ ram when they least expected it with 11! Then Ana Cuz waited for cats to try to climb out the window when she sprayed them with 10!

Even though Tamika Catchings struggled to get her shoes on in the raid she still managed get off 10. Shenise Johnson wasn’t givin’ up the weight that easy as she fired 17 back at a boy from behind the couch! Briann January came out of the closet bussin’ as she dropped 15 on the first cats to get in the front door. Marissa Coleman was BEAST with the weaponry as she hit a boy up for 14.

All the neighbors could do was sit in the front yard and watch the whole thing go down! It was some serious fire power in play because the Fever wasn't just gonna let a boy walk in and raid the joint without a fight! They've put in way too much work to just give it way. So if the Lynx thought that it was gonna be easy they know now. 

Look for the Fever to re-up on that "Blue Magic" and get back in the game real quick in Game 4 on Sunday night! Stop me when I start lyin'!  

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Spit: verb - to say

2) O.G.: noun - Original gangsta and as it is loosely used to describe the older wiser cat in the hood that teaches the young boyz the game of hustling.

3) A boy: noun - it's anybody that I'm takkin' about and it's non-gender specific

4) Dun: noun - the person in question dude, guy, girl Etc.

5) Blue Magic: noun - it's a reference to the dope Frank Lucas was sell in' in Harlem in the 1960's & '70's in the movie "American Gangster" 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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