How the duns at the brothel are lyin' to cover their butts in this Lamar Odom joint! "The OBVIOUS"

"You already know bruh!"

 

Vladimir Lenin once said, "A lie told often enough becomes the truth." Winston Churchill broke it down like this, "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." Denis Diderot, the 18th century French philosopher, stood up and shouted, "We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip little by little at the truth we find bitter." 

Well playas...it blows my mind that duns will believe anything that a boy says even if it makes ABSOLUTELY NO sense! For the last couple of days information has been continuin' to come out surroundin' the big homie Lamar Odom. Now we all know that ole boy obviously overdosed while gettin' it in at the brothel when they found him unconscious.  

However, what's killin' me is how these cats at the brothel are doin' their best to separate themselves from this foolishness when you already know that they're right in the middle of it with ole boy. The dun that called 911 told boyz that Lamar used cocaine BEFORE he arrived Saturday but wasn't sure if the dun continued to get high throughout the weekend. WHAT???!! 

However, they went on to tell the operator that he'd  taken up to 10 tabs of an over-the-counter sexual-performance enhancer over the previous three days. So you can count those joints but you can't tell a boy whether he was gettin' high or not?

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If the dun that called 911 knew that Lamar had been doin' cocaine BEFORE he got to the brothel then why wouldn't he or she know if the dun was still gettin' high while he was there? Especially, if they were caterin' to a boy, that accordin' to reports, that had spent major bread since he got there on Saturday. 

It's freakin' OBVIOUS that he was still gettin' high bruh because he wasn't found in an overdosed state until Tuesday. You don't get high on Saturday and not overdose from it until Tuesday! That makes no sense!! And for anybody droppin' that type of bread boyz are waitin' on him hand and foot. So you would know whether he was gettin' high or not!  

So don't pee on my leg and tell me that it's rainin' bruh! Nobody is sayin' that it's the brothel's fault. Just don't tell me that you didn't know that dun was gettin' high while you were workin' him over and givin' him additional stimulants. 

Accordin' to reports, the brothel sold him the over-the-counter sexual performance enhancers which are known to increase the risk of heart attack when mixed with stimulants!!! Last I checked playboy, cocaine is a stimulant. So they're just as guilty as Lamar is in contributin' to the overdose playa. It's a wonder that his freakin' heart and his head didn't explode bruh! 

What boyz don't realize is that drugs like Viagra and Cialis etc. are stimulants and that everybody can't take them regardless of why you think you need to. And a boy doin' cocaine sure can't add it to the mix. 

So now when they run up in the spot and find this cat unconscious they start tryin' to clear themselves of the foolishness by sayin' that they KNOW he was gettin' high BEFORE he showed up but they DON'T know if he was gettin' high after he got here!" 

Again, if he showed up on Saturday and they didn't find him O.D.'d until Tuesday it's obvious that he was STILL gettin' high. Just tell a boy the truth because we ain't crazy! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
 

1) DUN: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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