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Well playas...that was the motto of LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers on Monday night! "Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be, etc, etc, etc. Well let me take that back bruh! That was the motto of LeBron and Kyrie as they both put up 41 on a boy! The rest of those bums were on a field trip watchin' Game 5 as LeBron led them to a 112-97 win to extend the series.
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I keep tellin' you boyz that what LeBron has to do to simply win games is ridiculous. While Steph Curry can literally hide in the back seat of Uncle Wille's Deuce and a Quarter and still win games. Stop tellin' me that he's the best player in the league because for the second straight Finals this dun has disappeared as I so eloquenty stated in the Hot Joint entitled "Disappearin' Acts" the other day!
LeBron went to work on these boyz puttin' up 41 points, 16 rebounds, throwin' 7 dimes, jackin' 3 steals and 3 blocks! Nobody's put up a performance like that in the playoffs in all five catagories for more than 30 years accordin' to the duns at Sports Illustrated. Now for all of you simple minded individuals that's since 1986! So think about all of the cats that have played this game and have been in the playoffs since then. I'm just sayin'! So stop tellin' me that he's not the best player in the league! The best player shows up when it counts.
And that dun makes it count in the Finals even though he's got little help. Kyrie showed up but nobody else came to work. Kevin isn't worth 2 dead flies smashed. He finished with 2 freakin' points.
And PLEASE don't forget that LeBron has taken both Iman Shumpert and JR Smith to the Finals twice!! Boyz wanna forget that the Knicks traded them both for a 2nd round pick in 2019!! That was a dun in the 8th grade on the B team bruh. They may as well have traded them for a sick goat and a bottle of hooch! And we're actually debatin' who the best player is?
Let me break down what the homie Santana Moss said while he was still a player at the U! This dun said, "Big time players make big time plays in big time games!" Steph Curry has yet to do that playboy. Stop tellin' me that he's the man. He's the best shooter we've EVER seen. Period! But in my ghetto vernacular "He ain't worth two dead flies smashed in the Finals!" Why? Because they should have closed Cleveland out at the crib in Game 5. Now you're literally lookin' at a Game 7 situation. Now they still should win the series because no team has ever come back from a 3-1 deficit. But it shouldn't be headed to Cleveland on Thursday.
LeBron has to do all of that just to survive and you're tryin' to tell me that Steph Curry is the best player in the league? There are times like last night where he isn't even the best player on his own team!! And if we're lookin' at what he's done in the Finals both years I rest my case! Stop tellin' me about Steph Curry!!
On a night when they could have won all of the marbles and Big Momma's sweet potato pie that dun was no where to be found. Sure, he scored 25 points but he can put up 25 gettin' out of the bed. But when they NEEDED him he was in the ride with "Skittles and Lemondheads" listen to some Luther Vandross with his feet hangin' out of the window. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy. etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific
3) Deuce and a Quarter: noun - the old school Buick Electra 225. Ole playas mobile bruh
Let me break down what the homie Santana Moss said while he was still a player at the U! This dun said, "Big time players make big time plays in big time games!" Steph Curry has yet to do that playboy. Stop tellin' me that he's the man. He's the best shooter we've EVER seen. Period! But in my ghetto vernacular "He ain't worth two dead flies smashed in the Finals!" Why? Because they should have closed Cleveland out at the crib in Game 5. Now you're literally lookin' at a Game 7 situation. Now they still should win the series because no team has ever come back from a 3-1 deficit. But it shouldn't be headed to Cleveland on Thursday.
LeBron has to do all of that just to survive and you're tryin' to tell me that Steph Curry is the best player in the league? There are times like last night where he isn't even the best player on his own team!! And if we're lookin' at what he's done in the Finals both years I rest my case! Stop tellin' me about Steph Curry!!
On a night when they could have won all of the marbles and Big Momma's sweet potato pie that dun was no where to be found. Sure, he scored 25 points but he can put up 25 gettin' out of the bed. But when they NEEDED him he was in the ride with "Skittles and Lemondheads" listen to some Luther Vandross with his feet hangin' out of the window. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy. etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific
3) Deuce and a Quarter: noun - the old school Buick Electra 225. Ole playas mobile bruh
4) Skittles and Lemonheads: noun - Roy Hibbert
5) Hooch: noun - some bootlegged liquor bruh
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