Why it's OBVIOUS that they're tryin' to run Charlie Strong out of Texas! "Kickin' Rocks"

"Hey bruh, you think these duns tryin' to set me up? Yep!"

Sophocles, the ancient Greek tragedian, once said, “I would prefer even to fail with honor than win by cheating.” Dan Ariely, the Duke professor of Psychology and Behavioral Economics, gave it to us like this, “It is helpful to think of people as having two fundamental motivations: the desire to see ourselves as honest, good people, and the desire to gain the benefits that come from cheating – on our taxes or on the football field.” Then Dale Murphy, the former Major League Baseball pitcher, stood up and shouted, “One of the more challenging things in life is not being the guy who does the cheating, but not saying anything about it and going along with it.”

Well playas…I can’t sit in the cut and think that what I’m seein’ is real even when I know better. Like every college football fan in America and especially duns in the state of Texas wearin’ burnt orange you’re thinkin’ it even if you won’t admit it. “They tryin’ to run Charlie Strong out of town and it looks like these boyz are point shavin’ to do it.”  Now don't even try to act like duns at Texas are beyond the foolishness of point shavin' when places like Toledo, Boston College, Tulane, Kentucky in the 1950's when 7 schools got caught up and Northwestern have been found to be guilty of this foolishness in the past. Texas is the most valuable college program in America! Why couldn't a billionaire oil-man holler at the freakin' kickers? Stop it! You sound crazy!

For the second week in a row the Longhorns’ kickers have cost them the ball game right at the end of the game and both times it looked REAL shady. On Saturday at the crib Texas is all knotted up with Oklahoma State at 27 with 36 seconds left. It’s fourth down and all a boy has to do is punt it away and go into overtime. Then the dun doin’ the puntin’ drops the punt inside the Texas 10 yard line and then side swipes it out of bounds. OSU gets the rock and hits a chip shot to win it. What!!!??

The week before, they come from 21 points down in the fourth quarter to only have the kicker miss the extra point with 71 seconds left to lose the joint 45-44.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Y’all can say that I’m a conspiracy theorist all you want playboy but I can see and it looks real shady down in Austin right now. The good ole boyz down there already didn’t want to hire Charlie Strong but Steve Patterson, the former AD that boyz just ran out of town, hired him anyway. Patterson went against the wishes of the powers that be by hirin’ the brother and that ended up costin’ him his job. They can give all of the other known excuses they want but trust me playa that did him in. A brutha coachin’ football at Texas? The TEXAS? Then ole Steve even flipped the bird at the billionaire cats that are really callin’ the shots down there and hired Shaka Smart too. So you already knew that dun wasn’t gonna survive. No way! No how! Not in TEXAS! That’s like hirin’ a black basketball coach on purpose at INDIANA!

So everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma knows that if Charlie doesn’t win 8 or 9 games this year they’re gonna run him out of town in only his second year. It isn’t fair but it is what it is! So when a boy gets close to winnin’ there are always measures put in place to keep that from happenin’. It’s called hollerin’ at a dun with less money than you have and makin’ him an offer that he can’t refuse.

On my momma, go check both the kicker’s bank accounts this mornin’ bruh! I would bet that it’s more bread in it today than there was yesterday. Now this is clearly just my opinion playboy but I’m entitled to my opinion right? I’ve got no proof that this is goin’ on but it’s my opinion so I’m gonna express it.

Now the logical thinkin’ individuals in the world would say that it’s only his second year and they’ve got to give Charlie more time to turn it around because Mack Brown ended up runnin’ the program into the ground. Yes, playa, that makes logical sense but this is America and it doesn’t always work that way.

Ty Willingham was run out of Notre Dame in just 3 years when they allowed Charlie Weis to completely destroy the program when they let him to stick around for his entire 5 year deal. Jon Embree was pushed out of a movin’ vehicle at Colorado 3years ago after his second season in Bolder after goin’ 1-11. Now on the surface anybody goin’ 1-11 should have been fired. However, the cat before him, Dan Hawkins, had 5 losin’ seasons before they fired him. It’s mighty funny that Ty Willingham hasn’t been able to find a job since he was fired at Washington but coaches with lighter complexions than him just keep findin’ opportunities with far worst winnin’ percentages. I’m just sayin’!

Let’s not act like the disparity of black coaches in college football isn’t a problem. There are 128 FBS schools and only 11 black coaches walkin’ sidelines in 2015. By 1994 there were only 4 black coaches out of 120 programs and by 2002 the number exploded to a whoppin’ 4!!! We all know that the boosters and alumni control the hirin’ process at these institutions and it isn’t always fair.

So when Steve Patterson got fired a few weeks ago everybody with half a brain could see that ole Charlie was on life support. Then all of a sudden the darn kicker forgets how to kick and the punter forgets how to catch the darn ball to punt it. And that’s the edited version.

Now y’all can act like it ain’t what it is when it is what it is if you want to playa but when it goes down I won’t be surprised. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
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