How Tristan Thompson thought he was finer than he was runnin' with some Stunners!: "Homecomin'"



"Well...I'll take anything now dawg!"

Edgar Allen Poe once said, “It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.” Hugh Mackay, the psychologist and sociologist, broke it down like this, “Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.” Then A.N. Wilson, the English writer and newspaper columnist, gave it to boyz like a straight up G when he spit, “The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational.”

Well playas…that insatiable hunger for the irrational is in overdrive in a dun named Tristan Thompson! It’s been reported that he’s lowered his contract demands to $53 million over three years instead of the 5 year joint he was lookin’ for worth $95 million! Now I’m sure everybody readin’ this joint can count and clearly understands that 9 is greater than 5! Keep that in ya pocket playboy!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This dun is lowerin’ his demands because he finally came to his senses and pushed his “Yes” man out of the freakin’ ride and picked up a reliable “No” man.

Shortly after the Finals were over the Cavs on the hype of gettin’ to the championships threw a 5 year deal worth $80 million at that dun. And on the hype of playin’ in the championship he thought that he was finer than he was so he turned the joint down figurin’ he could do better.

He was like the not-so-good lookin' chick that’s really a 4 ½ that was hangin’ out with a bunch of 9’s and 10’s durin’ homecomin’ weekend. Because she’s with a bunch a bad chicks she’s gettin’ hollered at all weekend too. Boyz are buyin’ her drinks, food, followin’ her around. Why? Because she’s a part of the Stunner Crew even though she’s not fine. She even had the nerve to turn a few boyz down and nobody tripped because she was with a gang of bad broads.

Once homecomin’ was over and she showed up at the spot by herself as the 4 ½ nobody paid much attention to nobody offered to buy her drinks  etc. She even started askin’ boyz to dance and buyin' duns rounds of drinks. Why? Because she wanted the attention. That’s Tristan Thompson right now playa. When he was with LeBron and the Cavs, duns threw the house at him on the strength of the Finals. So he lost his mind and had the nerve to turn the overpriced $80 million deal down and asked for $95 million! The only problem with that playa was that homecomin’ was over and he’s really the  4 ½ that everybody thought he was.

Boyz let him know real quick that he wasn’t worth two dead flies smashed on the open market all by his lonesome and he darn sure wasn’t worth $95 million. Then he went back to the Cavs knockin’ at their door and now they won’t half answer his calls. After they cooled down and really thought about it they were like “What the hell were we thinkin’ about bruh?”

Now ole boy has come to his senses and is lookin’ in the mirror while he’s askin’ for the $53 million. The mirror is a constant reminder that he’s a 4 ½ and not a 10. By holdin' the mirror he's conscious of his flaws because on some real talk he ain’t worth the three year deal worth $53 million bruh! Right now they could offer him $33 million and he’d take it as long as it ain’t homecomin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 1) G: noun – gangsta
2) Spit: verb – to say
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
4) Stunner Crew: noun – a bunch of bad chicks rollin’ together.
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