Peep Show (Why fans are more UPSET about their bread than the Colts losin' to the Bears)

"Hey dawg! Hurry up and get me outta here!"

As I was hangin’ out in the suites with the fellas at Lucas Oil Stadium before the game, these three cats started arguin’ about the art of preparation. Confucius put his drink down and said, “Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.” H. Jackson Brown Jr., the well-known author, spilled his nachos tryin’ to tell a boy, “The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.” Then Elbert Hubbard, the writer and philosopher, shut the joint down with, “The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.”

Well playas…the Indianapolis Colts did what they always do in the pre-season. Lose! But who cares because it’s all about boyz preparin’ to win durin’ the regular season. I could give two rips that the Colts lost to the Bears 23-11 in their second pre-season game of the year. And that’s the edited version. I just wish somebody could push the fast-forward button in this joint to Week 1 of the regular season.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Watchin’ a pre-season game is like watchin’ paint dry at the Indiana State Fair in the hog barn bruh. OMG! You know boyz have gotta do it because that’s the only way the coaches can evaluate talent but it’s so hard to sit through. By the end of the joint I’ve pulled all of my teeth out and put them back in upside down.

These boyz in Indy don’t even try to give a boy his money’s worth. They’ve lost 7 straight pre-season games since beatin’ Cleveland in August of 2013 and it’s the fifth straight August lost to the freakin’ Bears since 1995. But again, who cares right? As long as these duns have their pants and shirts on right when the joint pops off Week 1 we’re good.

What trips me out are the Bears fans runnin’ out of the joint all fired up because they’re 2-0 in the pre-season. And like the typical Bears fan does, they start hollerin’ about how they’re goin’ to the freakin’ Super Bowl. Chicago fans have to be the most delusional sports fans on earth and it drives me nuts!!!

In the first half the Colts put up 11 points as the Bears kept shootin’ themselves in the pinky toe with mistakes all over the field. Andrew Luck finished the night goin’ 5 of 7 for 71 yards, was sacked once, scored on a 5 yard run and completed a 2-point conversion to Andre Johnson to give Indy an 8-6 lead at the time he kicked his feet up. Jimmy Clausen took over in the second half for Chicago and led them to two touchdowns.

Ty Hilton put in quick work for the Colts with 2 receptions for 52 yards. Frank Gore had 2 touches for 10 yards and Andre Johnson had officially 1 catch for 8 yards, but caught the 2-point conversion from Luck I spoke of earlier. The young rookie first-round pick out of the U, Phillip Dorsett, left the game in the third quarter with what boyz described as a bruised right knee and didn’t return but my mans and nem will keep you posted on that playa.

But let’s get back to these fan’s bread! I’m completely understandin’ of the fact that boyz have to evaluate talent but do they have to evaluate these duns at full price to the fan? Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma knows that the starters aren’t goin’ to play but a quarter, if that, so why does a boy still get car-jacked on the ticket price?

That’s like goin’ to see the freakin’ Jackson 5 in the mid 70’s knowin’ that Mike was only gonna sing 3 songs and then some dun named Miguel was gonna hold you down the rest of the show. But they want full tilt for the ticket! It’s crazy to me!

Think about all of the kids and families that would NEVER be able to afford a ticket to an NFL game. These pre-season games could be their opportunity to see a glimpse of a cat like Andrew Luck. But no way bruh! Boss Hog and the boyz want all of their bread and they want it now too.

Ok playa, if you’re gonna charge a boy full price, let him return a kick-off or something if he has the right box top. Don’t hit him up for Bono tickets and send Bennett from Greenwood out on stage. If you’re all you’re gonna do is give them a peep show then just charge them a quarter like the real cats do. I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Rip: noun/adjective – you fill in the blank bruh! It’s whatever they say around your way but it’s not clean!
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
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