Mad Dog (How Steve Sarkisian had a "Yes" instead of a "No" man with him Saturday night)

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Tom Price, US. respesentative for Georgia's 6th congressional district, once said, “One person’s embarrassment is another person’s accountability.” Douglas Engelbart, the well-known engineer and inventor, gave it to us like this, “The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.” Then Jason Segel, the actor and screenwriter, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, “For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame.”

Well playas…USC head coach Steve Sarkisian must have been born the same way because on Saturday night he acted like my grandmother would say “A plum fool” at their annual kickoff event called the “Salute of Troy.” Ole boy was drunk as a skunk, cursin’ and talkin’ crazy in front of not only his players but all of the big time alumni and donors. It got so bad that USC Athletic Director, Pat Haden, had to pull that dun back stage and give him the what for.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Ole boy got a hold of that oil or that liquid courage as we used to say and completely embarrassed not only his family but the entire USC program. Duns were lookin’ at him like “What the…!” This fool was slurrin’ at the speech, callin’ other schools names etc. Straight Outta Control bruh because Compton was nowhere to be found Saturday night at USC.

What I wanna know is where was his boy? I mean his REAL boy! Everybody has a boy that keeps them from tippin’ over into foolishness and if they don’t, they need one. In the hood we called it a “No" man. Everybody needs that dun with him at all times. It’s like the American Express Card, never leave home without it. See too many cats keep “Yes" men around them and that’s when they get into trouble. The "Yes" man is gonna tell you that everything is a good idea because he’s hangin’ out on your strength.

Should I do this? Yes! Should I eat this? Yes! Should I hang out with this broad? Yes! Should I buy this? Yes!! Why does the "Yes" man keep sayin’ yes? Because whatever you decide to do he’s in on the fun too! So when Sark picked of the gallon of Mad Dog 20/20 Saturday night and asked his boy if it was a good idea to drink the whole bottle before they walked into the event, he told him “hell yeah bruh! It makes all the sense in the world! Let’s get turnt-up!!” Why? Because he likes Mad Dog 20/20 and turnin’-up too!

So they both showed up lit and staggerin’ around the joint! But the only problem was that Sark was the only one at work! Ask Michael Jackson if it makes sense to have a bunch of “Yes" men around you? Mike only wanted duns around him that would do what he wanted them to do. Mike didn’t wanna see his family and real friends because they were gonna tell him that a dun livin’ in his house givin’ him Propofol to help him sleep wasn’t a good idea. So therefore, he wouldn’t let them in his house. The "Yes" man is always gonna be the death of your career or the death of you literally.

Ole Sarkisian is lucky that this wasn’t the end of the season banquet because Pat would have thrown him out of the joint on his head! And that dun better win 10 or 11 ball games this year too. Otherwise, they're gonna run him out of town with a whole case of Mad Dog 20/20 as a partin’ gift. I'm just that his name wasn't Stevie Johnson formerly known as "Lil' Elbow" from Compton because he'd unemployed this mornin'! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Your Strength: noun – your ability to pay for everything, or just you power to get into joints without havin’ to pay. 4) Lit: advective: drunk Holla At Ya Boy! JayGravesReport
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