Jump-off (Why these D Rose rape allegations has real cats scratchin' their heads bruh)

 

"Man these broads out here bruh!"

 

Alan Greenspan, the former Chairman of the United States Federal Reserve, once said, “Corruption, embezzlement, fraud, these are all characteristics which exist everywhere. It is regrettably the way human nature functions, whether we like it or not. What successful economies do is keep it to a minimum. No one has ever eliminated any of that stuff.” Jean-Luc Godard, the French-Swiss film director, gave it to us like this, “Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.” Then Sophocles, the ancient Greek tragedian, shut the buildin’ down when he spit this fire, “Things gained through unjust fraud are never secure.”

Well playas…it looks like D. Rose has an old jump-off tryin’ to get at him for some paper. Now I said earlier in the week that I wasn’t gonna touch this joint but the more I look at this foolishness I’ve gotta dive in head first with a pair of old school speedos on. Every time I read the allegations my “foolishness radar” goes off bruh!

So let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! First things first I poppa… hold up dawg that’s Biggie. I got hyped for a minute. But seriously, first things first, if a dun and his boyz gang raped you, you wouldn’t be just filin’ a civil suit for some bread! You’d be filin’ criminal charges to put these duns in jail!!! But let’s peal the freakin’ onion back on this whole get up.

Now ole girl says that they dated from 2011 to 2013! HOLD IT!!!! Now that’s a lie right there! Accordin’ to the attorney’s she was in a non-exclusive sexual relationship with him. For all of you simple minded individuals, that’s a jump-off! That’s a broad on the side that he had access to whenever he wanted her. That weren’t datin’! Let’s be clear on that.

So durin’ this two year period he allegedly pressured her to masturbate in front of him, allow him to have sex with her friends and engage in group sex with strangers, all of which she says she refused.

Stop right there again pimpin’! If she was the jump-off and we’ve clearly established that she was by the way the attorneys have described the relationship. Why would a dun have to pressure her into masturbate? Now I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer bruh but c’mon playa. And if she’s the jump-off then it’s understood that jump-offs run with other jump-offs bruh! Birds of a feather flock together. So why again, would he have to pressure her to allow him to hang out with her friends? They’re jump-offs too! Now I can’t speak to the group sex allegation because that one went over my head. Maybe she through that one in for good measure. She was on a roll bruh.

Then she says that ole boy slipped something in her drink and tried to rape her at his crib with two other cats. She then goes to her crib and D. Rose and his boyz, that she named specifically, broke into her house and gang raped her. Now again, if she is his jump-off why does he have to break into her house and rape her bruh? That’s like stealin’ your own bike!

OK for the sake of argument, let’s say that EVERYTHING that she alleges actually happened. Why isn’t she pressin’ criminal charges? If a dun violates a woman then I’m the first to say that he should not only go to jail but that they should cut off his joint too.

I’ve got a wife, a daughter, a mother and a sister. To treat a woman like that is probably the worst thing that you can do to a person. So I’ve got no love for duns rollin’ like that. But to tell a boy that you didn’t say anything until now because of what your ‘conservative family’ might think makes me scratch my head. Why would your family be upset with you for a boy breakin’ into your house and violatin’ you?

If a boy violates you to that degree and all you want is bread and not to have this fool locked up? That makes me scratch my head. You can’t put a price on rape babygirl. You wait until the eve of the date when the statute of limitation runs out and you don’t file criminal charges? That makes me scratch my head. Then you have to holler at 3 lawyers before a simple dun actually takes the case? That makes me scratch my head bruh. 

I’m not sayin’ that you’re lyin’. I’m just sayin’ that I don’t believe you're tellin' the truth. And anybody with half of a brain can see that it’s a money grab.

D. Rose doesn’t have time to fool with it so his attorney will settle with ole girl to make it go away. He’s not in jeopardy of goin’ to jail so to allow it to linger only hurts his brand. So guess what playa? He’s gonna pay her the couple hundred stacks to make it and her go away. He won’t be admittin’ to anything, he just doesn’t want it to linger and ole girl knew that when she filed the law suit in the first place.

The next time he’ll be more careful in the way he lets the jump-off go. He probably through her out of the crib talkin' crazy to her and she sat in the cut until now. Think about it playa, his son was born in 2012 durin' the time he was jumpin' this chick off. In her mind that's supposed to be her baby. So since she didn't get the guaranteed 18 year pay off she files a suit to get a piece of what she thought she should have had. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:   1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Fire: noun – important information
3) Jump-off: noun – the chick that a boy calls strictly for sex whenever he wants or needs it. It is what it is. She knows it and it’s all good. She’s the side chick and she knows it and everything is cool.
4) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
5) Stacks: noun – one thousand dollars
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