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Well playas…I know boyz want me to comment on the D. Rose situation but it sounds like some foolishness that’s all about bread with a whole bunch of finger pointin’ so I’m stayin’ away from that foolishness for now. However, what I will do is talk about what I do know! And what I know is that IK Enemkpali, the dun that broke Geno Smith’s jaw, is a stark ravin’ maniac! He didn’t just turn into a fool that makes bad decisions with a propensity to fire on boyz! He’s been a fool that makes bad decisions all along.
Accordin’ to a police report obtained by Outside the Lines from September of 2011 this IK knocked a boy’z teeth out. Now it wasn’t over $600 or a freakin’ plan ticket bruh, it was over a boy in a blanket tryin’ to get at him. I can’t make this stuff up! And that’s the edited version. Boy… I would really like to say the unedited version because “stuff” just doesn’t tell it like it sho nuff T.I. is!!
Accordin’ to the report this dun was hollerin’ at some broad named “Missy Lee” who was a Facebook friend of his. She told him to come through so that she could perform oral sex on him. When he entered the crib through the side door he saw a dun in a blanket from head to toe and all the lights were off. Red flag right? So ole boy says that he felt uneasy so he bounced.
Then ole girl called him and convinced him to come back. Now I told you that I can’t make this stuff up bruh! When he got back to the crib the person in the blanket still refused to take the joint off and wouldn’t turn on the lights. Then a cell phone rang in the room and the light from the phone lit the room enough for him to see that the dun under the blanket had facial hair. Another person enters the room so ole boy felt like he was bein’ set up to be robbed so he fired on the dun dressed up like E.T. in the blanket and knocked that fool’s front teeth out.
Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Several NFL teams backed up off of this fool durin’ the draft process because he’s legitimately a fool. Not only did boyz have this incident on record but he had fired on an off duty Sheriff’s deputy 5 months earlier at a bar before he ran into E.T..
So if nothin’ else IK is a nut job and why would you have him in an NFL locker room? Anybody that would go back to a crib where there’s a fool in a blanket with the lights off is out of his mind.
Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh. This dun played at Louisiana Tech and was good enough to get drafted into the NFL. So therefore, he was the man on campus right? So why does a boy have to holler at chicks on-line when he’s on the yard with thousands of single women that wanna get at him anyway?
Then once you get to the dun’s house and this fool is in a full blanket with the lights off you immediately dip! But anybody with any hood experience never goes to a broad’s crib that they don’t know because it can always be a set up. How many cats have you heard of gettin’ robbed because some broad lured them over only to have her real boyfriend rob or kill them?
So when ole boy left initially you’re thinkin’, well at least his big head kicked in and he bounced after realizin’ that he put himself in a bad situation. Then the fool goes back after ET calls and sweet talks him. Like a said earlier bruh, stark ravin’ maniac.
In the police report it goes on to say that when ole boy fired on the blanket the sound of the voice comin’ from the blanket changed! That fool went from soundin’ like Michael Jackson to Joe or Tito Jackson. I can’t make this stuff up bruh! Trust me, I would love to but I don’t need today.
So the fact that the Jets had this fool on their team in the first place further explains why they’re such a terribly run organization. Now I completely understand why Geno Smith has a broken jaw because you’ve got a loose cannon in the locker room lookin’ for duns in blankets that sound like Michael Jackson or Marilyn Monroe.
What does it further tell you about Rex Ryan who not only coached this fool but picked him up not 24 hours after he broke Geno’s jaw? It wasn’t like IK was a starter or Pro Bowler! The dun doesn’t even half play. So why on earth would you have a boy in your locker room that makes the types of decisions that he makes.
The story gets even better or worse dependin’ upon your view of this foolishness. The cat that was dressed up like E.T. is the senior pastor and founder of Life Community Church in Shreveport, Louisiana and says that he won’t holler at ESPN unless they pay him! I can’t make this foolishness up. I can’t bruh.
So I’m gonna just sit in the cut and wait for IK to fire on somebody else. You know its gonna happen, it’s just of matter of when because he’s got it in his DNA. He’s like a wild dog runnin’ through the neighborhood bitin’ kids. He’s gonna keep doin’ until somebody puts him down or in this case fire him from the NFL. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
2) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle
3) Bounced: verb – to leave
4) Sho Nuff T.I. is: this is an old southern grandma colloquialism that means to tell you the truth about something or to keep it real with you.
5) Dip: verb – to leave with the quickness, to be in a hurry
6) E.T. noun - the extra- Terrestrial was a 1982 sicence fiction joint where this cat put the alien on his bike and road around with him under a blanket.
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