Vaseline (Why Harbaugh was justified in makin' a fool of the sideline reporter)

"Really bruh? You stopped me to ask me that?"

George Washington once said, “If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” Christopher Hitchens, the English author and literary critic, gave it to us like this, “To the dumb question, ‘Why me?’ the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, ‘Why not?’” Then Edward Abbey, the author and essayist, shut the buildin’ down when he spit, “One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork.”

Well playas…everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma is pilin’ on John Harbaugh this mornin’ for makin’ quick work of the Ravens’ sideline reporter, Brent Harris, just before goin’ to the locker room at halftime. But nobody is talkin’ about the series of dumb “A” questions ole boy fired off at Harbaugh. Now I can’t put it all on Harris because the powers that be teamed up with him to make it happen.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for years that whoever came up with the practice of askin’ coaches questions durin’ the freakin’ game was not only dumb but it’s extremely stupid. I’ve been in sales for more than 25 years and to ask a boy a question that doesn’t have an answer to it is stupid. Let me blow your mind playa, any question that you know a boy isn’t gonna answer with a real answer is stupid. You’ve completely wasted his or her time by formulatin’ the thought.

Secondly, you’ve got to have some awareness of the situation when you ask a boy something. Harbaugh was fired up because one of his players had just gotten car-jacked on the field and boyz acted like it didn’t happen, then his star wide out gets ejected for tryin’ to stick up for the dun that got carjacked and he was hairline close to squabbin’ with Jay Gruden as a result of all this foolishness.

Then some clown stops him as asks him what was up with the near squab! You’re askin’ to get cursed out bruh! That’s like askin’ your mother, “what’s up with you and dad arguin’ all mornin’,” as soon as he gets in the car to go to work. She’s fired up and you asked her why she’s fired up! You asked for that one bruh!

So ole boy answers by sayin’, “If you want to talk football I’m happy to talk about football.” Then this cat asks him about these duns givin’ up a touchdown in the two-minute drill! What? OK bruh, he’s already pissed off, you get him even more pissed off askin’ about a near squab and then you ask him about his boyz givin’ up a touchdown! You may as well have stepped on his brand new Jordan’s at that point bruh.

Once the conversation goes off the rails it’s your job to get it back on the rails! Askin’ him something that he’s obviously gonna be irritated by doesn’t help you. And to be quite honest, there’s nothin’ that you can ask a boy durin’ the game that makes any sense whatsoever.

That’s why cats like Greg Popovich ALWAYS give the sideline reporters the blues. What can you ask him durin’ the game that has an answer? You can’t legitimately ask him about what he’s gonna do or what he has to do goin’ forward. Why? Because he’s tellin’ you and the other team what adjustments he’s about to make. Well, that’s stupid! You can’t ask him anything else because that’s a waste of his time. And that’s stupid too!

So why do the networks even ask sideline reporters to bother the freakin’ guy durin’ the game. There were a number of people in the truck that could have stopped this cat from makin’ a fool of himself and they didn’t. Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma’s cousin’s nephew could see that Harbaugh was ready to fight somebody because he’d nearly got into an all out fist fight minutes before.

Just let that dun run into the locker room, cool off and then you holler at him after the half if you just have to. But you surely don’t pull him over when he’s ready to fight a boy. The entire production crew took an “L” on that one. Don’t blame Harbaugh for bein’ emotional because he’s paid to be emotional and care about what he’s doin’. It's the nature of the beast!

You got ran over because you climbed the fence at the Daytona 500. You got mauled because you dove into the lion’s mote at the zoo. You got hit because you stepped between two black women arguin’ after they had already taken their earrings out and put on the Vaseline.

Naw playboy…that’s on you, not Harbaugh. I’m not tellin’ you what I heard; I’m tellin’ you what I know. As a salesman, if I don’t ask good questions I don’t eat. Every time you ask a dumb question you kill your credibility and you further divide yourself from the end goal. When you ask questions that don’t have answers you tend to get cursed out or a boy makes a fool out of you and that’s just what Harbaugh did. Why? Because ole boy brought no value to the conversation and he completely wasted Harbaugh’s time. Don’t get mad all of you media-types. Just learn something from it and move on. And i can almost guarantee that some fool up in Michigan today is gonna ask his brother what his thoughts were of his brother on Saturday and he's gonna get cursed out too. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Squab: verb – to fight
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