Buzz Kill (Why Kobe is the old dude at the club that thinks that he's still got it)

"Man I can still pull her!"

Ramana Maharshi, the old wise Indian sage, once said, “When there are thoughts, it is distraction: when there are no thoughts, it is medication.” Tom Kite, the famous golfer, gave it to us like this, “You can always find distraction if your looking for one.” Then Derek Jeter shut the buildin’ down when he said, “I think when things linger, that’s when they become a distraction. I don’t want any distractions.”

 

Well playas…Derek Jeter wasn’t talkin’ about Kobe when he said it but he was talkin’ about Kobe when he said it. Now this dun has expressed to USA Basketball Chairman Jerry Colangelo that he wants to play on the USA Olympic squad in 2016. Now Colangelo told every dun that wanted to play that they had to be in Vegas for the three day mini-camp if they wanted to even be considered. Boyz at least had to make an appearance and everybody did.

Well guess what pimpin’? Kobe didn’t show up but had the nerve to tell a boy that he doesn’t want to be given a spot he wants to earn it.  

Let’s keep it real or all the way, 100 whichever comes 1^st! If you wanted to earn a spot you would have shown up playa. Stop with this foolishness! Ole boy didn’t show up because he knew that he would look like the old cat at the club tryin’ to Whip and Nae-Nae with some thick-n-thins on with some purple gators against these young boyz out here.

Colangelo goes on to say that Kobe really deserves a spot because of his resume. So here we go again bruh because there are only 12 roster spots on this joint. He pulled that foolishness in 2008 when he put Jason Kidd on the squad tellin’ boyz that he needed a veteran leader because he had a team full young boyz at the time. He had cats like LeBron, Melo, CP3 and Dwight Howard who were all in their early 20’s.

Now all of those same cats are back and they’re in their early 30’s. So you don’t need the veteran leader excuse this time. Kobe needs to go sit his old “A” down somewhere. He’s the old cat at the steel mill that always wants to jump in the ride with the young boyz after work to go drinkin’ and then wants to fuss at a boy about drinkin’. He wants to get Turnt-Up but as soon as they fall in the spot and boyz start hollerin’ at these broads he’s ready to go home but he ain’t drivin’.

Noooo! Go sit yo “A” down! You’ve had your time in the spotlight. Now let these young boyz shine. You've been in the freakin’ league for 20 years and have been robbin’ the Lakers for the past two and are about to strong arm these cats this year. Between the last two seasons and this upcomin’ season Kobe will make a total of $78 million. Strong arm robbery bruh!!!!

Why? Because he can’t stay healthy because he’s old and refuses to let these young boyz shine!!!! He still thinks that he’s the No.1 option and he’s too beat up to play every night. Havin’ flashes of greatness doesn’t constitute bein’ the No.1 option. That’s why he’s out there playin’ with the Cosby Kids right now. NOBODY wants to play with him.

He’s been in the league since he was 17 years old! Stop it! You sound crazy tryin’ to defend him! And again, nobody likes that dun. So if he’s the old dude that keeps tryin’ to hang out with the young cats that nobody even likes and he can’t play at the level that you need for him to play at EVERY night, he’s a complete buzz kill.

You already know that if they put that dun on the team he's gonna try to be the hero. Why? Because he's Kobe bruh!

Look me in my eye and tell me that Kobe should be on that team ahead of a duns like Klay Thompson, Jimmy Butler, Victor Oladipo or Bradley Beal right now. I would have said James Harden but that dun won't play any defense. But stop it! You sound crazy thinkin' that Kobe belongs on that team! Let them young boyz do their thing. Sometimes you gotta know when to say when and if Kobe can’t say it then Colangelo needs to. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1)    Dun: the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

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