In-Town Shooters (How Kevin McHale turned into Victor Sweet on a boy at Golden State)

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General George S. Patton once said, “Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.” Erwin Rommel better known as the Desert Fox, a German field marshal of World War II, gave it to us like this, “Don’t fight a battle if you don’t gain anything by winning.” Then Ulysses S. Grant broke it down like a G in the projects lookin’ for a come up when he said, “In every battle there comes a time when both sides consider themselves beaten, then he who continues the attack wins.”

Well playas…the Golden State Warriors continued the attack and walked out of the joint with a 110-106 victory over the duns from Houston. Down 16 in the second quarter Steph and Co. looked like they were about to get the breaks beat off of them in Game 1 at the crib bruh. Boyz that paid good money to get in the joint were as quiet as a boy gettin’ carjacked at a funeral.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Houston walked into the joint bussin’ like some duns in the projects wrestlin’ over turf. Then all of a sudden Golden State went on a 21-4 run behind Shawn Livingston’s 14 points in that quarter alone to get to the break, up 58-55. Ole boy finished with 18 points.

The Runnin’ Beard finished the night with darn near a triple double of 28 points, 11 rebounds and he threw 9 dimes on a boy. However, Steph held up his end of the bargain finishin’ with 34 points, 6 rebounds and 5 assists. Steve Kerr decided to go small after ole Buster Brown himself, Dwight Howard, went down with a knee boo-boo and sat in the car with Roy Hibbert eatin’ Skittles and Lemonheads for the rest of the night! I swear both of those duns give me the runs just thinkin’ about them.

Kerr put shooters on every corner of the roof like Nino Brown did at the Carter, took control of the projects and it was on and poppin’! Klay Thompson dropped off his usual 15, Harrison Barnes hit a boy up for a smooth 14 and Draymond Green moved over to the center position at 6’7” with Buster Brown on a candy break and knocked down 13 points, 12 rebounds and threw 8 dimes.

By the time the joint was over Kevin McHale was over there cursin’ boyz out in his Victor Sweet voice, “Out-of-town shooters! That’s what I said. I remember hearing myself sayin’ ‘Out-of-town shooters.’ You know what? You don’t pay a woman to make love to you. You pay her to leave! What you pay out-of-town shooters to do? You pay them to get the hell back out of town. That’s what I asked for, out-of-town shooters. What’d I get? In-town shooters. Somebody decided to hire in-town shooters! You know what else I get for my money? In-town police! In-town trouble!” And that trouble came in by the name of Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors playboy! Then ole boy got on the bus and went to sleep!

They had better make sure to hire some out-of-town shooters for Game 2 because this ain’t the dull Clippers playa. These boyz are gonna make quick work of them. Houston won’t win a game foolin’ around with these boyz! Not with Buster Brown hangin’ out with Roy Hibbert and the Runnin’ Beard tryin’ to carry the Rockets on his back like he did durin’ the regular season. Not gonna happen! On some real talk, they’re only in this series because the Clippers wet the bed. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) G: noun – short for gangsta
2) Come up: verb- to steal somethin’, to look for a way to get quick money.
3) Bussin’: verb – to shoot a gun at someone
4) Dun: noun – to the person or persons in question, dude, guy, girls, etc. It’s non-gender specific bruh.
5) Turf: noun – drug territory most neighborhoods in the hood are divided up by gang territory to either rep the gang and sell drugs.
6) Dime: verb – to throw an assist.
7) Buster Brown: noun – I started callin’ Dwight Howard this a few years ago when he wouldn’t be straight up with Orlando in whether he was goin’ to stay or leave. It was the softest move in sports bruh.
8) Victor Sweet: noun – drug dealin’ character in the movie Four Brothers. He wanted boyz dead and told his crew to hire out-of-town shooters and they got some clowns from in town to do it and they didn’t successfully do it.
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