Now & Laters (Why Jae Crowder probably pulled a Carmelo at the Cavs bus after the game)

"Oh somebody is about to catch one bruh!"

Martin Luther King, Jr. once said, “Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.” Albert Camus, the French author and journalist, gave it to us like this, “Retaliation is related to nature and instinct, not to law. Law, by definition, cannot obey the same rules as nature.” Then Jeff Cooper, the creator of the “modern technique” of handgun shooting, shut the buildin’ down with, “The will to survive is not as important as the will to prevail…the answer to criminal aggression is retaliation.”
Well playa…where I’m from retaliation for foolishness is like puttin’ your sneakers on in the mornin’! So when ole dull Kelly Olynyk purposely pulled Kevin Love’s shoulder and dislocated it you already knew that somebody was gonna have to pay for that joint. Durin’ the first quarter of Game 4 of the Cleveland/Boston series, which Cleveland ended up winnin’101-93, to sweep them, Olynyk essentially pulled the fire alarm.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Everybody and their momma’s momma saw that dun clamp down on Love’s arm and yank it. Then all of these media-types on TV kept actin’ like Olynyk is incapable of pullin’ a stunt like that because he’s got a clean record. I even heard Jalen Rose defended this dun sayin’ that it wasn’t premeditated. Who cares if it wasn’t premeditated bruh? He saw the back door of the Brinks Truck open up on the highway, jumped out of the ride and took the money. When the police run up on a boy they don’t ask if he thought about stealin’ some bread earlier in the day or not! If he stole it he’s goin’ to jail!

What replay were they lookin’ at? Stevie Wonder, Helen Keller and the freakin’ Three Blind Mice along with Mellow Jelly saw that fool pull ole boy’z arm out.

Now on some real talk, why did Kevin Love take off runnin’ to the locker room like he was a 4^th grader and a 7^th grader bent the rim on his bike and took his Now & Laters? He ran to the locker room like he was goin’ to tell his big brother but that dun wasn’t at home so he just stayed in the house. C’mon bruh! I would have fired on that fool on my way off of the court! It was too obvious that it was intentional.

So you already knew that somebody was gonna have to pay for that foolishness. Kendrick Perkins comes in and completely cold cocks Jae Crowder and then whiffs that dun in the face for good measure. Crowder is hot but there’s nothin’ he can do about it bruh! You can see it in his eyes that he’s old school lookin’ to get his lick back.

Ole boy is like, “Aight bruh! I got you! Somebody is catchin’ one before I get outta here. You best believe that son!” Then he tries to sneak attack J.R. Smith easy like from behind and J.R. cold cocks him with the smooth wrap around. In the process of fallin’ Crowder sprains his knee and has to be carried off the floor.

So that dun is enraged at this point, hollerin’ at boyz as they’re carryin’ him off of the floor. He couldn’t get his lick back, he’s hurt and their freakin’ losin’! He’s like, “I’m not goin’ out like this bruh!”

I bet ole boy was like, “Put me down! Put me down bruh! Where’s their bus?” This dun probably let all of the air out of the tires, broke the steerin’ column and literally sat in the bus driver’s seat until they got on that joint. He was not lettin’ that bus move until he hit somebody dawg!!

Hey, he pulled a Carmelo on a boy! “This bus ain’t movin’ until I knock somebody the #%*! out! Whose it gone be! I don’t care who it is but somebody is gettin’ hit!” So they threw ole 53 year old lookin’ James Jones off of the bus to take one for the team so that they can get back to Cleveland. And now he’s lookin’ for Olynyk’s slick butt too! And that’s the edited version! If it weren’t for him, Crowder wouldn’t have gotten caught up in that foolishness. Retaliation is a beast bruh and you can stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dull: adjective – the description of the dun makes you just shake your head in disgust when you say his name bruh. To be shady and everyone knows it.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
3) Mellow Jelly: noun – the fiction character off of Sanford and Son. Fred accidentally sold his collection of Blind Mellow Jelly to the pawn shop and sent his boy Bubba in to get them. Hilarious!!
4) Fired on: verb – to hit a boy square in the jaw without notice.
5) Whiff: verb – to push a boy in the face just because you know he can’t do anything about it right now. Too many cats around. It’s really a punk move but it really gets a boy goin’ when you do it.
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