Freeloadin' (Why any cat that let's Ray Allen get in the ride is a sucka)

"I'm bout to jump in the ride with some suckas bruh!"

Samuel Butler, the Victorian-era English author, once said, “The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.” John Ruskin, the Victorian-era English art critic, got fired up enough to say, “The essence of lying is in deception, not in words.” Then Hannah Arendt, the political theorist, shut the buildin’ down with, “The trouble with lying and deceiving is that their efficiency depends entirely upon a clear notion of the truth that the liar and the deceiver wishes to hide.”

Listen up playas, I’m about sick of hearin’ about how ole dull Ray Allen is tryin’ to decide on whether he wants to return for his 19^th NBA season or not. Accordin’ to my mans and nem he’s supposed to decide whether he’s goin’ to come back after the All-Star break. Now he’s been in contact with several teams and is supposed to have meetings with them during the All-Star break.

The word is duns like Cleveland, Washington, Golden State, San Antonio, Miami, the Clip Joint and Atlanta are crazy interested. So ole boy is mullin’ over who he wants to play for.

Enough of the foolishness bruh, let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Ray Allen is lookin’ at records and potential playoff spots playboy! That dun is tryin’ to climb on board the train that he thinks is goin’ to the Ship! Stop with the charade bruh. Just say, “I want to play for the team with the greatest potential of winnin’ a championship!” At least be straight up about it.

He’s runnin’ around this piece talkin’ about how he’s tryin’ to decide whether he wants to play a 19^th season. Then he’s lookin’ to see how much run he’s gonna get if he signs with a boy. Get it! It’s foul but I get it. Either you play the whole season or don’t play!

Here’s my major problem with this cat and all the freakin’ analysts and former players that are analysts. Nobody has a problem with a dun tryin’ to freeload after boys have already played half of the season. When LeBron, D. Wade and Bosh hooked up in 2010 the world went nuts sayin’ that they’re ochestratin’ a championship.

However, in order to win a championship you have to play the entire season and still win the freakin’ games. They at least put in the work that it took to win the title twice and they got there four times. What this dun is doin’ is cheatin’! He’s sittin’ in the cut lettin’ boyz put in the foundational work and then he’s gonna jump in the ride. That’s foul balls bruh! And you gotta be a sucka to be a player that would allow a boy to get in the ride with you after you’ve already got the joint started and you’re half way to the crib!

Oh I’m talkin’ crazy? Let me put it where the goats can get it playa! Let’s say you were tryin’ to form a band and you hit a boy up to play bass guitar before you dropped the album and he turned you down. As a matter of fact, everybody hit him up. Then all of a sudden your joint goes triple-platinum and now you’re up for several Grammy’s. Now ole boy starts callin’ you to play bass. Oh that isn't clear enough for bruh? OK, you're lookin' for a team of cats to climb Mount Kilimanjaro and Ray turns you down at base camp. Then when you and fellas get more than half way up the joint and here he comes gettin' dropped off in a helicopter to help finish the climb.

Oh I'm still not makin' sense to you playa? You and fellas are about to ride up on these cats that jumped on your homeboy at the club last night. Ray turns you down before you boot up to go to their hood. Then he finds out that you've them outnumbered and now he wants to swing through. You’ve gotten this far without him you don’t need him. And even if you needed a bass player down the home stretch you don’t call him because he didn’t wanna ride from jump.

You’ve got to be a sucka to be on a team like Atlanta, Golden State, Cleveland, Washington or the Clip Joint that hasn’t won jack with boyz that have been grindin’ all year to get to this point and then just let a boy in the ride because he wants to win a championship.

Either you’re down with me from jump or you’re not! You can’t freeload on the bus and still think we’re cool! But the crazy thing about it is that these cats all around the league are cool with it. These young cats now days are soft bruh! They’re willin’ to sell their souls for instant gratification in a heartbeat. The old timers called that, bypassin’ the natural order of doin’ things.

I mean I at least had respect for duns like Karl Malone, the Glove and Barkley when at the ends of their careers they jumped in the ride at the beginnin’ of the season with championship contenders. They didn’t wait to see what a boy’z record was at the All-Star break. That’s just weak bruh! There’s no other way to say it! It’s foul and the cats that let him in the ride are soft too because you have no respect for your own time and effort. No way would I put in all that work to get to this point and then let some cat freeload off of me. No way playa!

Where I'm from, you gotta ride with the cats that started with you! Now if a boy gets traded that's another situation and at least he's been playin' all year. This dun is just gonna jump in the ride and eat for free! You gotta love yourself first out here playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!  


Playas Thesaurus:  
1) Dull: adjective – to be shady or deceptive, that dude that you always keep one eye open around.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person in question, the cat that I’m talkin’ about.
3) Dun: noun – the person in question as well, dude, guy, certain people, etc.
4) Ship: noun – short for championship, title etc.
5) Let me put it where the goats can get it: Let me break it all the way down for you. Goats eat off of the ground so I can’t make it any simpler for you bruh. Clear as Vodka, etc.
6) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to. 7) Boot up: verb- to get ready to fight. 
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