The Bump (How the Pacers pulled a Soul Train Line on the dull Knicks)



"Ask ole Money Grabbin' Phil how this feels!"

Soren Kierkegaard, the 19^th century Danish philosopher, once said, “Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.” Earl Nightingale, the self-help guru, gave it to us like this, “The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts.” Then James Lane Allen, the famous novelist, shut the buldin’ down with, “You cannot escape the results of your thoughts. Whatever your present environment may be, you will fall, remain or rise with your thoughts, your vision, your ideal. You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration.”
Well playas…the New York Knicks fell off into Bankers Life Fieldhouse with their dominant thoughts on bein’ the freakin’ Washington Generals of Harlem Globetrotters fame! The Indiana Pacers, a team that has struggled all season to find a rhythm, found that joint like Soul Train against the Knicks while beatin’ the brakes off of them 103-82. They were out there doin’ the robot, the freak, the spank, the monster spank, the bump, the Earl Flynn, the snake and moon walked right out of the joint on ole money grabbin’ Phil’s boyz.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Knicks showed up like they were bout it in the first quarter bruh! Comin’ fresh off of winnin’ 4 of 5 games they jumped out of the whip swingin’ in the middle of Pennsylvania Ave. They hit 10 or their first 13 field goals shootin’ a ridiculous 61 percent from the field. Melo climbed out of the passenger seat bussin’, gettin’ off 12 of his 18 points in the first nine minutes of the game.

The Pacers looked shook initially but came out of the trunk on a boy in the third quarter outscorin’ the Knicks 35-12 shootin’ 65 percent includin’ goin’ 5 of 7 from downtown! That dull 12 points New York came up with was the lowest they’ve scored in a quarter all season. Dull! After the first quarter flurry they only managed to shoot 36 percent the final three quarters.

The Pacers jumped out of the ride and went to work on these boyz with Rodney Stuckey leadin’ all scorers with 22. Roy Hibbert even jumped out of the sun roof on a boy and put up 18 points and 10 rebounds in 24 minutes. Ole boy must have gotten a hold of something or maybe it was just the Knicks in town. Why? Because everybody has been goin’ through the Knicks playa. Both David West and Solomon Hill dropped 10 points in the kitty and kept it movin’.

Ole money grabbin’ Phil’s gotta be lookin’ for the exits at this point bruh! They are the one game from OFFICIALLY bein’ the worst team in the league with a record of 9-38. Only Minnesota is worst at 8-37. So if Champ or King broke the chain the Tmberwolves would get bitten. If you hold on a few more days the Knicks would be that dun gettin’ the rabies shot.

At least we don’t have to listen to Knicks fans lyin’ about the Garden bein’ the Mecca of Basketball like they’ve been doin’ since the beginnin’ of time. It’s never been the Mecca and this year there isn’t even a question. They can’t play in the Garden or on the road this year bruh. Up next Sacremento and stop me when I start lyin’! Make sure to pop the link "Pacers Cred" to get all of the behind the scenes of this ball game!


Playas Thesaurus:   1) Washington Generals: noun – the team that travels with the Harlem Globetrotters that are the set up suckers for all of the trick plays etc. 2) Whip: noun - car, vehicle, ride
3) Bussin: verb - to shoot, shooting
4) Shook: adjective - to be uncomfortable, nervous
5) Dun: noun- the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
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