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You’re right playboy and you can add to that theft in the freakin’ NBA too! Now the word out of New York is that Melo may shut it down for the remainder of the season due to soreness in his left knee which has been botherin’ him since the second game of the season. He sat out of that aggravated assault Detroit put on them Friday night with the same excuse.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! These young boyz out here really chap my butt, and that’s the edited version, by not playin'. These cats find more reasons to sit down than Big Momma tryin’ to get out of wearin’ a thong on New Year’s eve.
These cats are making 10 times what boyz made 25 years ago and they can't play. Boyz have been gettin' hurt or havin' sore knees for years but they played anyway. Why? Because it was their job!
Now this dun is in his first year of a $124 MILLION contract and he already wants to shut it down 35 games in. Don’t give me the soreness BS bruh! It’s your freakin’ job. If you can play then you gotta play! They’re payin’ you all of that bread because you’re good for business playboy. They’ve sold tickets to see you play, they’ve sold cable subscriptions to see you play not the dun playin’ behind you.
Derrick Rose was on that same foolishness last year. Here’s my idiot diehard fan that can’t tell the difference between salt and pepper screamin’ from the top of his lungs. “Man if he’s hurt then he needs to sit out! He's gonna ruin his career if he keeps playin’!” Who are you worried about, your bread or Melo? Melo’s bread is guaranteed whether he plays or not pimpin’! He’s gonna collect a check whether he’s got on a uniform or a pair of Red Bottoms playa. You’re the nut payin’ for tickets and he’s not playin’.
Would you still buy Katy Perry tickets if they told you that her homegirl Ashley was singin’ instead? Would you go see Drake if his cousin Octavius was rappin’ instead? Absolutely not! So why would you be cool with continuin’ to show up to Knicks games if the dun you paid to see was chillin’ on the sideline wearin’ a ski mask robbin' the joint?
And don’t tell me anything else about that dun’s career either. He’s freakin’ 30 years old and will be 35 when this current contract expires. So this is probably the last contract he’ll ever sign. Especially, if he’s fallin’ apart now. So what is he savin’ himself from? Havin’ to actually earn his freakin’ paycheck like the rest of the folks out here. If he completely nose dives the bread is guaranteed. So he's got nothin' to lose.
If I was James Dolan that dun would be out there runnin’ around on his freakin’ elbows earnin’ that $124 million bruh and we’re 5-30? Schiiiiiiiiddd! For all of you suburbanites and cats that grew up in rural America, that means "You outta yo rabbit "A" mind if you think I'm goin' for that.That dun is gonna play with the lights off up in that piece. As a matter of fact, I’m movin’ LaLa, his kid and her two freeloadin' homegirls into Madison Square Garden for the remainder of that contract. They’ll be in that joint bumpin’ that ole P. Diddy “Bad Boy 4-Life” We ain’t Go-in No-Where until that contract is up.
You better go head on talkin’ about shuttin’ it down! Not with $124 million on the table and boyz have already paid for season tickets. Not here playboy! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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Now this dun is in his first year of a $124 MILLION contract and he already wants to shut it down 35 games in. Don’t give me the soreness BS bruh! It’s your freakin’ job. If you can play then you gotta play! They’re payin’ you all of that bread because you’re good for business playboy. They’ve sold tickets to see you play, they’ve sold cable subscriptions to see you play not the dun playin’ behind you.
Derrick Rose was on that same foolishness last year. Here’s my idiot diehard fan that can’t tell the difference between salt and pepper screamin’ from the top of his lungs. “Man if he’s hurt then he needs to sit out! He's gonna ruin his career if he keeps playin’!” Who are you worried about, your bread or Melo? Melo’s bread is guaranteed whether he plays or not pimpin’! He’s gonna collect a check whether he’s got on a uniform or a pair of Red Bottoms playa. You’re the nut payin’ for tickets and he’s not playin’.
Would you still buy Katy Perry tickets if they told you that her homegirl Ashley was singin’ instead? Would you go see Drake if his cousin Octavius was rappin’ instead? Absolutely not! So why would you be cool with continuin’ to show up to Knicks games if the dun you paid to see was chillin’ on the sideline wearin’ a ski mask robbin' the joint?
And don’t tell me anything else about that dun’s career either. He’s freakin’ 30 years old and will be 35 when this current contract expires. So this is probably the last contract he’ll ever sign. Especially, if he’s fallin’ apart now. So what is he savin’ himself from? Havin’ to actually earn his freakin’ paycheck like the rest of the folks out here. If he completely nose dives the bread is guaranteed. So he's got nothin' to lose.
If I was James Dolan that dun would be out there runnin’ around on his freakin’ elbows earnin’ that $124 million bruh and we’re 5-30? Schiiiiiiiiddd! For all of you suburbanites and cats that grew up in rural America, that means "You outta yo rabbit "A" mind if you think I'm goin' for that.That dun is gonna play with the lights off up in that piece. As a matter of fact, I’m movin’ LaLa, his kid and her two freeloadin' homegirls into Madison Square Garden for the remainder of that contract. They’ll be in that joint bumpin’ that ole P. Diddy “Bad Boy 4-Life” We ain’t Go-in No-Where until that contract is up.
You better go head on talkin’ about shuttin’ it down! Not with $124 million on the table and boyz have already paid for season tickets. Not here playboy! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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