"Man I hate all the attention! I just wanna play ball!" |
Well playas…Marshawn Lynch
has done it again! He made yet another complete fool of himself at the Super
Bowl’s media day. Ole boy only showed up because the NFL threatened to pop him
for a cool half a million if he didn’t participate. So this dun sat there for 4
minutes and 51 seconds and answered 29 questions with the same answer, “I’m
only here so I don’t get fined!”
Now let’s keep it real or all
the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I know that all of my young cats
out there think that what ole boy’s doin’ is strong and “That’s Wassup” but he’s
only drawin’ more attention to himself. If he claims that he’s uncomfortable
with the media and doesn’t like the attention he’s doin’ everything to draw
even more attention to himself playa.
That’s the fool part that I’m
talkin’ about. Don’t tell a boy that you don’t want the attention but then you
strip butt naked and run down the street in broad day light. If you’re the cat
that wants to fly under the radar then be simple and bland with your answers.
Keep in mind pimpin’ that there are 53 cats on a football team and only 5 or 6
are worth sittin’ down to talk to because of their personalities. Trust me I
know because this is what I do. You only want to talk to the cats that give you
something to write about.
So the dun that’s gonna do
somethin’ or say somethin’ crazy or be the clown is always gonna get all of the
attention. Therefore, when you show up lookin’ crazy and answerin’ questions
crazy, guess what? You’re gonna have everybody and their momma’s momma standin’
there waitin’ to talk to yo butt! And that's the edited version. That’s why there were more than 200 reporters
waitin’ 15 minutes before hand at his spot on media day.
Now you can keep tellin’ boyz
that you don’t like the attention all you want but it looks like you’re beggin’
for it playa. Now you gotta do what you gotta do but don’t tell a real G that
you don’t like the attention and that you don’t want to talk to the media
because it’s obvious that you do.
The cat that doesn’t want to
talk to the media simply answers the questions without emotion and give simple responses. He becomes borin’ to talk to and boyz start to avoid his interviews
because he gives them nothin’ to write about. We stopped talkin’ to Roy Hibbert
three months ago because that dun says nothin’ of importance and reporters are
there to report. If you give a boy nothin’ to report he can’t do his job. So
guess what pimpin’? He’s stops waitin’ around for you because he’s gonna get fired
for wastin’ time talkin’ to a dun that gives him nothin’ to report.
See how that works? So stop
lyin’ to folks tellin’ them that all you want to do is play ball because you’re
dyin’ for the attention as well. And let me holla at all the young thunder cats
in the barber shop and standin’ around the street corners tryin’ to figure out
life. When a boy is payin’ you to do a job then you’ve got to do it.
Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. Marshawn Lynch is a PROFESSIONAL athlete playin’ in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE which is the biggest sport in these
There are aspects of
everybody’s job that they don’t like but in order to keep the direct deposit
you gotta do it. It’s no different in the NFL playa. Therefore, stop makin’ a
fool of yourself by showin’ up in the headlines tellin’ boyz that you don’t
want the attention because it obvious that you do. The only reason Skittles and Progressive is messin' with you is because of the media attention that you're gettin' for sayin' that you don't want the attention. Stop me when I start
lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1)
Ole boy: The
person in question.
2)
That’s Wassup:
I’m in agreement with that. Right on! I concur
3)
Playa: the person
that I’m talkin’ to.
4)
Pimpin’: The
person I’m talkin’ to. (Words like playa and pimpin’ can be used
interchangeably)
5)
G: short for
gangsta, real cat out here that grew up around foolishness that understands how
to recognize game.
6)
Young Thunder
Cats: Young cats that think they know it all but don’t know how to wipe their
noses or their butts.
7)
Let me put it
where the goats can get: Let me break it all the way down for you. I’m puttin’
it on the ground for you i.e. goats eat off of the ground.
8) Whips get pushed: Luxury cars get driven
8) Whips get pushed: Luxury cars get driven
Holla At Ya Boy!
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