Which Game? (Why Brooklyn showed up to rock the mic & the Pacers came to hoop)

"I ain't the one playa!"

Sigourney Weaver, the famous actress, once said, “Being tall has a major impact in general. It takes some courage to be as big as you are – to live up to it and not be intimidated by the graceful tiny people.” Taylor Swift kept it simple with, I’m intimidated by the fear of being average.” Then Haruki Murakami, the famous Japanese writer, shut the buildin’ down when he said, “Please think of me like an endangered species and just observe me quietly from far away. If you try to talk to me or touch me casually, I may get intimidated and bite you. So please be careful.”

Well playas…Kevin Garnett tried to intimidate the big homie David West by blowin’ in his face midway through the first quarter of the Pacers-Nets joint and it didn't work. KG should have been listenin’ to Haruki and been careful because the Pacers did bite. They ended up beatin’ the brakes off of Brooklyn 110-85.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This ain’t the old school rap game playa. This is the NBA! If boyz were goin’ to Brooklyn to rock the mic in the mid to late 1980’s then there would have been some form of intimidation with a boy blowin’ your face. You would have had to have “A License to Ill” like the Beastie Boys, been “Paper Thin" like MC Lyte and “No Half Steppin’” like Big Daddy Kane. Then you could say that “I Got it Made” like Special Ed and be “In the House” with the Fat Boys but that wasn’t happenin’ on Saturday night pimpin’!

The Pacers pulled up bumpin’ some of "Brooklyn’s Finest" and went to work on the Nets. You already know they had that “Imaginary Player” screamin’ out of the Suburban on purpose playboy. They finished the night with 7 cats in double figures. Rodney Stuckey made boyz “Ante Up” like M.O.P. when he hit ‘em for 20. D. West had them sayin’ “Give me One More Chance” like Biggie with 17-5 and 5 on a boy. C.J. Watson was like “A Ghetto Superstar” like O.D.B. when he dropped 17 out the back window. Both Chris Copeland and George Hill was like “Whoo Ha! Got You All in Check” like Busta as they finished off a 12 pack apiece. Then Lavoy Allen was like “You Be Killin’ ‘em” like Fabolous when he walked out of the joint with 10 just because.

Now everybody showed up in Brooklyn and rocked the mic but guess who? Ole dull Roy Hibbert! This du finished the night with 6 points and 3 rebounds bruh! While boyz were on stage doin’ their thing Roy was in the ride listenin’ to Talib Kweli’s demo tape before he even got a record deal, eatin’ dill pickles and peppermints tryin' on Kangol's and shell toe Adidas.

The Pacers bench, which is third-best in the league with scorin’ 39.6 pointes per game, went nuts on their Brooklyn counterparts 52-16. KG blowin’ in D. West’s face only made things worse in the paint bruh. The Indiana boyz put up 48 in that area verses 28 for Brooklyn. Then their defense shook up the cypher by forcin’ 15 Nets turnovers which helped to create 21 fast break points.

Like I said before, if it was a freestyle battle or rap concert Brooklyn would have won it hands down playa. But it was a hoop game and they ain’t hoopin’ in Brooklyn! Up next Chicago and stop me when I start lyin’!

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