OOPS (How the Pacers literally let one slip away in Detroit or better yet 18)

It's not often I'm gettin' outta the ride bruh!
So we gotta win when I show up!"

Hunter S. Thompson, the well-known journalist and author, once said, “There is no fool like a careless gambler who starts taking victory for granted.” Earl Derr Biggers, the famous novelist and playwright, kept it simple when he spit, “Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf.” Then the big homie, Albert Einstein, gave boyz what they didn’t want to hear when he said, “Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.”

Well playboy…what he should have said was, “Whoever is careless with the rock cannot be trusted with winnin’ the freakin’ game!” The Indiana Pacers showed up in the D on Saturday night and literally gave a ball game away that they simply couldn’t afford to lose. Turnovers cost these boyz a “W” that Big Momma was countin’ on but instead she had to settle for a 119-109 loss and some fake alligator shoes.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Pacers played well enough to win but they came down with a case of the “oops” and the Pistons took advantage of it. Indiana committed 18 turnovers in a ball game that they otherwise did everything necessary to win. They out rebounded the Detroit 44-42, shot 50 percent from the field, 45 percent from behind the arc, scored 42 points in the paint and had six duns in double figures.

Here’s the problem playboy! The 18 turnovers created ridiculous opportunities for Detroit that a blind man could see in a power outage. The Pistons are ranked 30^th in the league in field goal percentage at 41 percent and because of the Pacers oops they were able to shoot 54 percent. They hadn’t shot better than 49 percent all year playa. The 17 in fast break points contributes to the higher field goal percentage because boyz were walkin’ the joint up to the freakin’ rack. They also scored 56 points in the paint which some of those were because of the easy buckets in transition.

Look here playa, on rare nights when ole Roy is even thinkin’ about gettin’ out of the ride and scrappin’ you gotta come out of the joint with a win. This dun cut the music off, rolled the windows up, put the alarm on and got it in bruh. He finished with 19 points and 5 rebounds before foulin’ out. When that dun shows up you gotta win because tomorrow he’ll be in the back seat listenin’ to some Luther eaten Funions on a boy.

Think about it bruh, Solomon Hill, C.J. Watson, and Luis Scola all dropped off 14 points apiece. George Hill put up a smooth 13 while Lavoy Allen hit ‘em up for 10 at the bar. They did enough offensively to win but the “oops” can’t happen, especially in Detroit! They let 7 cats in the D get at them for double figures. You already knew that boyz like Greg Monroe, Andre Drummond and Brandon Jennings were gonna give you problems. But you can’t let a dun named Kentavious break you off for 15 bruh! That’s a problem! He was in sixth grade before he even figured out how to spell that joint! Up next Brooklyn and stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!

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