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| "Pullin' up like Whoa!" |
The G.O.A.T. himself, Michael Jeffery Jordan once said, “I’ve missed more than 900 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” Confucius says, “He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.” Then Henry David Thoreau shut the buildin’ down with, “Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves.”
Well…I hope that the Indiana Pacers are understandin’ who they are right now playboy because these boyz are lost. They’re in the wilderness blind folded and naked without a flashlight. I would say that a boy is hungry but I don’t hear his stomach growlin’. The Portland Trailblazers came through the joint and tapped them up real good on Saturday night 95-85.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The final score was not indicative of the wood shed beaten that these boyz took in front of Big Momma nem. While Marcus Mariota was in New York pickin’ up the Heisman the Pacers were essentially gettin’ tied up in a Brooklyn basement by the Notorious LaMarcus. Portland came through the joint like Bad Boy “Total”-ly kickin’ “Flava in a Ya Ear”, pullin’ up jumpers that were “Juicy” tryin’ to get to “112” and leavin’ cats with no “Faith” in shiny suits.
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| "Don't trip bruh! These joint were hot in '97 playboy!" |
LaMarcus Aldridge was in complete beast mode as he finished with 19 points and 14 rebounds as the lil’ homie Damian Lillard hit ‘em up for 18 out of the passenger side window.
Lately the first unit for the Pacers have been gettin’ blasted in the first quarter but on Saturday they looked like they wanted some of Portland by keepin’ the water out of the boat finishin’ the first period up by one 23-22. Then Black Rob broke out like “Whoa” on a boy in the second quarter as they gave up 36 points and only scorin’ 15 to go into the break down by 20 with the Blazers bumpin’ that “Money, Power, Respect.”
In the second half the Pacers seemed to be “Born Again” like Biggie and went on a run to get back in the joint but it was a little too late bruh. C.J. Watson finished with a game high 23 points as Rodney Stuckey fought like Shyne tryin’ to get out of jail when he put up 14 points and grabbed 14 rebounds. But in the end boyz were “Emotional” like Carl Thomas and had to settle for the “L” like the Da Band! Stop me when I start lyin’!
P.S.: For all of you non-hip hop cats that I lost in that joint those were artists and songs from P.Diddy’s Bad Boy Entertainment record label. Stay with me playas because hip hop is in my blood and every now and then it jumps out on a boy. And don't forget to check out "Pacers Cred: Behind the Scenes with Ya Boy!" for this game!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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