Pookie Nem (How the Pacers 1st unit keeps gettin' whooped and havin' to call for back-up)

DeAndre: "I can do this all day playa!" Roy: "I see!"

W. Edwards Deming, the famous author, engineer and statistician once said, “Hold everybody accountable? Ridiculous!" John Stuart Mill, the 19th century British philosopher, stood up and shouted, “A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.” Then Monica Crowley, the political commentator, shut the buildin’ down with, “True equality means holding everyone accountable in the same way, regardless of race, gender, faith, ethnicity – or political ideology.”

Well playboy, how about addin’ another group of cats called the Indiana Pacers’ starters to the freakin’ list. Holdin’ those duns accountable could have helped to prevent Lob City from comin’ to Naptown and runnin’ out of the joint with a 103-96 win on Wednesday night bruh!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Without the second unit of the Indiana Pacers the beat down that was in the kitchen that Big Momma was cookin’ would have been served like the hot grits that ole girl threw on Al Green bruh! The Clip Joint was up 15 points in the first half ready to put the ride on cruise control when the second until ran up on a boy and made him hit the brakes at the break to keep it within 6.

Proverbs 30: 18-19 says, “There are three things which are too wonderful for me, Four which I do not understand. The way of an eagle in the sky, The way of a serpent on a rock, The way of a ship in the middle of the sea, And the way of a man with a virgin.” They weren’t shootin’ hoop back then so Solomon hadn’t seen the way of the Clippers starters with the Pacers first unit yet.

Blake Griffin jumped out of the birthday cake on these boyz with 17 points and 10 rebounds. Chris Paul got a table dance in with 17 points and still had time to throw 15 dimes. DeAndre Jordan didn’t even bother to get dressed because he knew that he was gonna show his butt (and that’s the edited version) by puttin’ up 12 points and bullyin’ boyz with 19 rebounds. Even Matt Barnes had time enough to tell the tattoo guy to chill for a minute while he put up 11. Boyz were havin’ so much fun that they had Jamal Crawford climb out of the cake and hit these cats with 18.

The Pacers starters were in the joint lookin’ like they had never seen skin before and went down 20 points again in the second half. Both Hibbert and Solomon Hill seemed to be afraid to look at what the Clippers were workin’ with so they only dropped 4 points each in the bucket. David West went blind on a boy and could only manage 2 points. If it weren’t for Chris Copeland and Rodney Stuckey puttin’ up 10 apiece the first unit would have been a total embarrassment to the brotherhood.

Frank had to holla at C.J. Miles to keep boyz from lookin’ like some chumps with all of that workin’ on the stage. He made the joint rain like Pac-man Jones at the All-Star game in Vegas with a game high 30 points. Then Lavoy Allen ran off in the joint and put up 14 and grabbed 13 boards. Luis Scola was not goin’ to be outdone so he put 12 in the kitty and hit ‘em up for 14 rebounds.

Since the starters seem to be strugglin’ for whatever reason playboy, it’s time to shake up the line-up. If the first unit is jumpin’ out of the ride every night gettin’ cold cocked and then havin’ to call Pookie and Ray Ray nem to come bail them out then how bout Pookie and Ray Ray nem just roll up on a boy in the first place and they’ll holla at you if they need you.

At least they kept the joint respectable in the end with a 7 point loss as opposed to a 30 point beat down because at any point they could have folded up like some lawn chairs on a boy. Give credit to Pookie nem for even answerin’ the phone bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’!

P.S.: Make sure you check out all of the behind the scenes video interviews etc. and pre-game shoot around joints in "Pacers Cred!"


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