Street Shoes (How the Chiefs got carjacked by a boy rockin' some ole school knobs)

"What? We actually won bruh?

Jon Kabat-Zinn, the creator of the Mindfulness Based Stress Reduction Program, once said, “When you pay attention to boredom it gets unbelievably interesting.” Tibor Kalman, the famous graphic designer, got inside of a boyz head with, “I am interested in imperfections, quirkiness, insanity, unpredictability. That’s what we really pay attention to anyway. We don’t talk about planes flying; we talk about them crashing.” Then James Cook, the British explorer, ended the conversation with, “Do just once what others say you can’t do and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.”

Well playa…everybody and their momma’s momma told the Raiders that they were gonna get the brakes beat off of them on Thursday night by the Kansas City Chiefs. So the Chiefs just showed up not payin’ attention to their surroundings and got car jacked in the parkin’ lot 24-20.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Chiefs flew out to the Bay Area without even watchin’ film, workin’ out or fartin’ bruh. They looked at the schedule and saw the Raiders and treated it like a bye week. Boyz were kickin’ hollerin’ at broads and buyin’ out the bar especially after they just got with Seattle a few days ago. Naw bruh, they weren’t thinkin’ about the duns in warm-ups and street shoes. They just showed up!

Think about it, the Chiefs come into the joint on a 5 game winnin’ streak and playin’ their best football of the year and then get beat by some duns that haven’t won a game since November of last year? The Raiders hadn’t won a game in 368 days bruh! They were constipated and you knew at some point they would catch somebody sleepin’ at the stoplight and on Thursday night they did.

Now boyz have to go home and explain to Big Momma that they got caught with their pants down playin’ marbles on a road trip. Yeah, I know that they’re all professional athletes and that it’s still the NFL but these cats are horrendous because the organization is a dumpster fire to say the least.

The official Raiders game shoe!

Al Davis was a genius for the better part of his career but by the time that dun got old and start wearin’ the velour warm-ups with street shoes before he died he was dull. Ole boy would literally have on some old school knob Stacy Adams and a freakin' joggin' suit and fortunately the organization is still haunted by his gear. Now every time I see the Raiders all I can think of is the dull warm-ups, jewelry and street shoes. And guess what? Kansas City just got beat up by the duns dressed up like that. You may as well tell a boy that you got beat up by Booger, Gilbert, Lewis and Lamar from the Tri Delts! Amazin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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