Getaway Car (Why Paul George decided to jump in the ride with Ray Ray the Puncher)

PG: "Yeah this makes sense to me so I'll hit the send button."

As I was standin’ out in front of the shoe shine joint and these cats were talkin’ about boyz mindin’ their own business. Ned the Whinno said, “My name is Bennett and I ain’t in it.” Big Momma adjusted her wig and said, “Mind yo own business then you don’t have to worry about anybody knockin’ on your door askin’ you questions.” Then Lil’ Miss Johnson from down the street stepped out of the buildin’ and said, “See you always stickin’ yo shovel where it ain’t no manure.” And that’s the edited version playboy.

Paul George needed to be sittin’ in front of Lil’ Miss Johnson when he pulled out his phone to tweet yesterday because she would have slapped it right out of his hand. As a matter of fact, she would have back handed that dun for even thinkin’ about it. This cat felt the need to send out not one tweet but three in support of Ray Rice and this foolishness he’s involved in.

Now all of the homies over at the Pacers organization had to dive into Olivia Pope mode on a Thursday durin’ the off-season to get this clown out of his own freakin’ way. Wheredeydodatat?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This dun is all the way out in California somewhere at the crib with his leg kicked up with nothin’ to do. So all of the voices in his head says, “Let’s go dive off into the middle of this burinin’ buildin’ that doesn’t belong to us and while we’re at it let’s put on some gasoline draws, smoke a cigar with lighter fluid in our pockets just to see what will happen. Yeah that makes sense.”

It’s like the dun that sees his boy robbin’ the bank down the street and he flags him down for a ride home in the getaway car with the police in hot pursuit. Please tell me why would you even think that it makes sense to latch on to somethin’ that is reprehensible to say the least that everybody and their momma knows to stay away from? Even other abusers aren’t standin’ up for Ray Rice right now bruh. He’s poison at this point and you decided that it made sense to catch a ride with him? He may as well have jumped in the Bronco with OJ and AC at least they were in California.

"Uhhhhhhh....."

PG has his own problems bruh. Did I mention that he’s tryin’ to heal from a nasty leg break that he sustained while foolin’ around with USA Basketball? That injury in and of itself changes his life playa because he still doesn’t know how he’s goin’ to come back from that yet. So his focus should be on rehabbin’ that leg instead of ridin’ around with ole Ray Ray the Puncher bringin’ negative attention to not only himself but his family and the Pacers.

You already know that the old sistas of the church are gonna be pointin’ and whisperin’ when his folks walk in on Sunday. “Um, I thought that they raised that boy better than that?”

I know Larry Bird was probably somewhere playin’ golf when he got the call and darn near crashed the golf cart in a retention pond. He was like, “Get that fool on the phone right now!” I bet he did an ole school Big Momma cursin’ out too. That’s when he curses up one side of PG and then slides down the other. I know that dun was HOT!!!!

The Pacers have absolutely nothin’ to do with this situation and now Paul George is in the news standin’ next to Ray Rice’s ignorant butt. And that’s the edited version.

Are we surprised though? Isn’t this the same cat that was rumored to have tried to pay the stripper off to not have the baby but the stripper knew how to count? She figured that she could make more bread with the baby than without it. She’s a stripper for cryin’ out loud pimpin’, she’s in it for the money! She’s not goin’ to take the buyout and she just got on the job.

Isn’t this the same cat that was all on Facebook earlier this year with his joint out kissin’ at the camera because some dude Catfished him? What kind of game does he have bruh? This cat is rich and famous and he’s on Facebook hollerin’ at women? Well…supposedly.

Isn’t this the same cat that was in the middle of all of the rumors and foolishness that disturbed team chemistry last season? Now granted it was all rumors and innuendo but like Big Momma used to say, "If yo name keeps poppin' up then everybody ain't just sittin' around lyin' on you."

So why are we surprised that he had the capacity to jump in the ride with Ray Ray the Puncher for no apparent reason only to jump out of the car two blocks later apologizin’? "I'm sorry dawg! I was just tryin' to get a ride to the crib." Whattttt? He doesn't even live in your neighborhood.

As a rule, the NBA and the NFL should ban all of these cats from social media because they can’t help themselves. It’s sad that you need to punish everybody but there are way too many boyz out here that don’t think. Because they’re on their phones, somehow they think that they’re just textin’ their boy and they’re talkin’ to the entire world. This dun has more than 800,000 followers and he’s reckless with it. Now granted, he’s only 24 years old but that’s old enough to know better. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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