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| "I can't believe I let that bread go trustin' that dun!" |
In the end playboy the truth is, Dwyane Wade got screwed! I don’t care how you try to smack it, flip it or rub it down ole boy got played by the very dun that was supposed to be his boy/business partner. On Tuesday the Miami Heat signed him to a 2 year deal worth $31.1 million. For all of you suckas that can’t count, $31.1 million is less than $42 million. That means that the arrow is pointin’ towards the 31.1 in this equation!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When LeBron sat down with the fellas and they all agreed to opt out of their respective contracts which were 2 years/$42 million he knew that he was leavin’! My problem with this dun is that he knew that D. Wade’s knees were shot and that NOBODY was gonna pay him that type of bread on the open or closed market.
The Miami Heat was salivatin’ when he walked in and put that $42 million on the table because they didn’t want to pay him that type of bread anyway! He did them a favor. He only played in 54 regular season games last season and will probably play significantly less than that this year.
On some real talk, the fact that LeBron was there may have extended his career because he didn’t have to play as much. Now he’s gotta log more minutes because he’s not gonna be able to sit out 30+ games. So that means that he’s gonna deteriorate at a faster rate. For all of you simple minded individuals that means that ole boy is gonna fall apart much quicker.
Pat Riley wasn’t about to give that dun the $42 million back and he darn sure wasn’t about to commit to the foolish 4 year/$60 million that was initially reported. And that’s the edited version pimpin’! Why? Because D. Wade’s knees are shot and when he initially signed the deal in 2010 Pat didn’t know that they were yet shot.
So guess what? Somebody with an Akron address owes that dun $11 million! Here’s my LeBron fan that refuses to see that his boy did D. Wade. “Jay you sound foolish hollerin’ that LeBron screwed D. Wade. He’s a grown man! He didn’t have to put his bread on the table. That’s his fault not LeBron’s.”
Hold on a second dawg! If we’re all in business together and we collectively decide to make moves as a unit like we’ve been doin’ for the past four years. Why would I decide now to hold up the progress of the corporation if everybody else is optin’ out? Even duns like Udonis Haslem opted out of his measly $4.6 million, relatively speakin’, for the betterment of the business entity.
If D. Wade had decided to keep his bread while everybody else was optin’ out to help rebuild the team he would have looked like the selfish one. Am I right or wrong playboy? We already know that ole boy is willin’ to make sacrifices for the betterment of the team because we’ve seen him do it. However, he was only willin' to make those sacrifices to help win championships.
It was Wade County when LeBron showed up on South Beach bruh! He got out of the driver’s seat and completely gave up the wheel after he figured out that they both couldn’t drive after Dallas put that thang on them in the Finals.
So while you’re sayin’ that he was a grown man. He was a grown man that was loyal to the duns in the car with him too. That loyalty allowed him to put his bread out there for the TEAM not LeBron! And if LeBron was a real cat he would have told ole boy without tellin’ him that he was bouncin’, “Hey bruh keep yo bread!”
Man Law No.5 says, "Don’t involve another man in your foolishness." If you’re gonna cheat on your wife, be out bruh! Just don’t involve me. Don’t tell her that you’re hangin’ out with me when you’re out kickin’ it with some other broad. You don’t even have to tell me that you’re out there. Therefore, LeBron didn’t even have to tell D. Wade what he was about to do. All he had to say was “Keep yo bread playboy!” And it’s all good.
Here’s the diehard LeBron fan that’s in denial that ole boy screwed his patna. “He didn’t know what he was gonna do bruh. He just made up his mind to leave. You can’t be made at him cause D. Wade was stupid enough to give up his money.”
Like I always say big playa, the truth is in the details! A week or so after the freakin’ Finals were over LeBron’s wife posted a joint on Instagram that said, “Home sweet home. The countdown is real #330” with a picture of Akron. Now you can be a sucka if you want to but ole boy knew what he was doin’ the whole time. That’s not the issue here, the issue is somebody owes D. Wade $11 million and it ain’t the Miami Heat.
What trips me out is that these media type cats, specifically Brian Windhorst, is spinnin’ it today like Wade took less money to help the Heat free up bread to pay Chris Bosh the 5 year deal of $118 million. When he put his money on the table Bosh didn't have a $118 million offer because he had just opted out too. That's first off the rip. So say that out loud three times and see how much sense that makes?
D. Wade took the $31.1 million because that’s all they were goin’ to offer him and NOBODY with good sense was gonna pay him that much on the open market. He didn’t voluntarily take a pay cut he was forced to. Pat Riley ain’t no fool! He pulled a Pebbles on him like with TLC and said, "You can either sign this joint or I can find any dun with bad knees that would be thrilled to sign it." He knows that Wade probably won’t see the end of this two year deal so the less he has to pay that dun the better. So Somebody…. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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