USA Hustle (Why D. Rose is out here playin' in traffic for absolutely no reason)

"Yeah bruh Ima run!"

I stopped by the barber shop to get my weekly debate in and boyz started arguin’ about cats havin’ to think. C.S. Lewis, the famous novelist, said, “Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it’s thinking of yourself less.” Albert Einstein stood up and shouted, “We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive.” Then Martin Luther King Jr. shut the spot down with, “Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think.”

Well it must be killin’ Derrick Rose to think because that dun is goin’ to USA Basketball trainin’ camp with 18 others in Vegas on July 28. He will join only four hold overs from the London squad; KD, Kevin Love, James Harden and Anthony Davis. The rest of the roster includes Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, Kyrie, Blake Griffin, Paul George, Damien Lillard, Gordon Haywood, DeMarcus Cousins, Bradley Beal, Andre Drummond, Kenneth Faried and Kyle Korver. They’ll cut down to 12 cats in August before boyz head out to Spain for the World Cup of Basketball. The World Cup of Basketball? Really?

Duns like LeBron, Melo and Chris Paul aren’t messin’ with these cats this summer although they may get at them in 2016 for the Olympics. Even ole dusty braids Kawhi Leonard was smart enough to tell these boyz to go head on because he’s gotta rest from playin’ an extended season because, oh yeah, the Finals. Now that dun ain’t smart enough to realize that he needs a haircut but he’s smart enough to know that USA Basketball ain’t payin’ his bills. Yeah I said "Ain't" because isn't just didn't sound strong enough Mr. "He's not usin' proper English!" If you're so smart Mr. "Genius" then why haven't you noticed that there ain't a "G" at the end of any word in this piece? That's done on purpose you idiot!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! USA Basketball is the side hustle that doesn’t mean jack squat playboy! They need to call it USA Hustle because the fans try to pimp a boy into believin' that if you don't participate you aren't bein' patriotic. That's the biggest line of scrap I've ever heard of bruh. They're pullin' a "Goldie" on boyz out here.

Why in the world would a dun that hasn’t played in essentially two and a half years risk playin’ for free for somethin’ that means absolutely nothin’ in the grand scheme of things? Derrick Rose is comin’ off of two knee injuries and I don’t care how great a shape they say he’s in. USA Basketball isn’t worth the risk pimpin’! Why? Because that ain’t his job.

Chicago is payin’ him $95 million to put on a Bulls uniform not a USA Basketball uniform playa. He’s already milked them for crazy bread comin’ off of the first knee injury. I know y’all remember when the freakin’ doctors cleared him in the winter of 2013 and he refused to play. Ole boy was "Chillaxin'" in the luxury suites with his family and homeboys while Nate Robinson and company were battlin’ just to make the playoffs.

Let's not even mention the $200 million that Adidas threw at him to sell sneakers! If he ain't playin' they ain't sellin' shoes playa. Well, at least not as many as they would be sellin' if he were runnin' up and down the court. Outta sight outta mind. I'm just sayin'.

Then he came back last season only to be hampered by another knee injury. So who is the genius in his camp that thinks that it makes sense now to go play pick-up games in the World Cup in August? I mean the rest of the world might think that it’s a big deal playboy but nobody on this side of the street cares two dead flies about the World Cup of Basketball. We wanna see a boy suit up in October when it really counts.

Speakin’ of World Cup, I’m so glad that that kick ball tournament, like my boy Steve Harper said, is over I don’t know what to do. What was killin’ me was cats were runnin’ around actin’ like they were really into that garbage. These duns haven’t watched a soccer game in their freakin’ lives and the few that have, haven’t seen one in four years. Stop with this foolishness. It was like watchin’ paint dry and you know it. So let’s move on to some real football while you playin’!

Back to D. Rose playa…the Bulls roster is legit at this point. Pau just got in the ride too? So if this dun goes out and blows a tire playin’ at essentially the YMCA boyz are gonna be hot. I know the Bulls aren’t happy about it and I know fa sho the fans are pissed that he would even try to fool with Mike Krzyzewski right now.

The real G’s don’t wanna see him until October and if he runs out into oncomin’ traffic in the middle of the night for no reason and gets hit this summer. He’s a bigger sucka than I thought he was when he refused to comeback in 2013. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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