The Wild Wild (KD explodes on Golden State for a career high 54 points)

I got this bruh! Don't even waste ya time!"
Whenever I go to Oklahoma City my first stop is to my boy Billy Sims’ barbeque joint! As I was ordering the Half-Back to go these duns started wrestling over what it meant to be relentless. Denis Waitley, the famous productivity consultant, said, “Relentless, repetitive self-talk is what changes our self-image. John F. Kennedy got smooth on a boy and said, “History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside.” Then Steve Garvey shut the building down with, “You must be passionate, you must dedicate yourself, and you must be relentless in the pursuit of your goals. If you do, you will be successful.”

Well Kevin Durant was both relentless in pursuing his goal of scoring and successful at leading the Oklahoma City Thunder past the Golden State Warriors 127-121. This dun was in a coma on Friday night bruh as he put up 54 on the Steph and the boyz!

Now what's so crazy is that Steph put up 37! But when you're standing next to a giant even Shaquille O'Neal looks short.

While the world is paying attention to the Pacers bullying duns on school buses and the Heat gettin’ carjacked in NYC or whether they’re giving 100% every night boyz have forgotten about ole Kevin.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! KD is pulling heists all over the country without even wearing a ski mask bruh! Putting up the 54 against Golden State was a career best for him but he’s been lightin’ boyz up all year!

He leads the league in scoring at 30.6 ppg and the closest cat to him is Melo with 26.1! He's averaging almost 40 ppg in the last six games bruh! He’s killin’ these cats out here and police have yet to even bring him in for questioning. So you already know that he’ll unload on a boy because the police ain’t messin’ with him like that. He’s carte blanche! It’s the Streets 101!

So you already knew that when they printed the schedule and you saw Golden State vs. OKC that it was gonna be the Wild Wild West! Steph Curry and KD on the same floor playboy?

They did it old west style too! They stood back to back and marched away counting to 10 before turning around and firing. Under normal circumstances it would be just the two of them shooting at each other but you already know that the brothers are gonna show up with back up! Rule 3 Section 2 Article 5 of the Hood Code of Conduct says, “Never let the big homie ride alone!”

As KD was efficient with his shots going 19 of 28 and 11 of 13 from the foul line in his third straight game with at least 36 points, the homies didn’t let him down. While KD was bussin’ these boyz heads, Serge Ibaka let off 21 from the roof of old Mr. Willie’s Shoe Shine and picked up 8 rebounds in the process. Reggie Jackson rode into town in a Mustang and not on one playboy and pulled a drive by unloading 14. Then Kendrick Perkins took care of the duns in the saloon with 12 rebounds just to make sure KD could reload on the cats out front.

On some real talk, they may as well ship the MVP Trophy to his crib now and save boyz the hassle of having to beef about it because some dun will start shooting and more than likely it’s gonna be Melo. You know how the hood operates bruh? Things just pop off like that. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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