The Rucker (How Lance Stephenson & the Pacers took the Knicks straight to Harlem!)

"Take that wit cha playboy and tell the fam I said wassup!
 Cuz I know they watchin'!"

I was standing in line at Long’s in Haughville waiting to get some of those fire donuts when boyz in a gang called the Poets started fighting over dreams! Napoleon Hill, threw a punch and said, “Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.” Ralph Waldo Emerson got up holding his eye and said, “Judge of your natural character by what you do in your dreams.” Then Henry David Thoreau took a cut in line while they were throwing blows and said, “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.”

Well ole Lance Stephenson is definitely living the life that he imagined growing up in Brooklyn and on Thursday night he helped the Indiana Pacers completely destroy his hometown Knicks 117-89!

Speaking of dreams, this dun shredded boyz in high school by becoming the all-time leading scorer in the history of New York State! Then he grabbed a McDonald’s All-American jersey before lightin’ ‘um up at Cincy for a year and bouncin’!

Over the past 3 seasons I’ve been telling all of these cats that couldn’t see it that this dun was the real deal. Yeah, I know that there were times when ole boy would come down the floor with the rock lookin’ like he was trying to figure out the Pythagorean Theorem, change for a twenty at the Sunset and the difference between white gold and straight up silver and then just throw that joint into the third row! But I kept tellin’ boyz that he just needs to allow the game to slow down and when it does it’s gonna be the Rucker up in this piece!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Knicks showed up in Indy thinking that it was gonna be business as usual. Play the game in a professional environment, holler at the media and dip! It even looked like an NBA arena during the introductions! Then all of a sudden the lights went out when they tipped. When the joints came back on they were back in NYC at the corner of 155^th and Fredrick Douglass Boulevard at the Rucker playboy!

Lance and the fellas took these boyz to the street and dropped them off! He had a career high 28 points, 4 rebounds and 4 dimes! Paul George jumped off of the subway and gave them 25 and 7 on GP. While David West was strong arming these cats taking sneakers and jewelry as he put up another 12! Roy Hibbert, Danny Granger and Luis Scola were hustlin’ Joe’s in a game of 3 Card Marley as they all went to the crib with double figures too.

Like I told you last week bruh! Don’t knock on Big Momma’s door at 125 S. Pennsylvania Street because she’s gonna upon the door, curse you out and let the boyz loose on you in the front yard!

The Pacers are a league best 20-1 at the crib and 31-7 overall with a 4 game lead on the dull Miami Heat right now! She was so mad last night that they set a new season high in points and had a season low in turnovers with 6! They must have been reading my joints bruh because if they can fix the turnover problem and get Hibbert to put on his shoes EVERY night and get out of the limo! I don’t see anybody beating them including the Heat! Stop me when lyin’ playboy!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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