Ain't No Joke (Why the Miami Heat are Vulnerable to the Streets Now)

"Hey dawg? These boyz ain't scared of us anymore!"
I was hanging out in front of the White House taking pictures on Wednesday and I saw these homeless cats arguing about contentment. Buddha said, “Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.” Thomas Fuller, the 17th century English author, broke it down like this, “Contentment consists not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire.” Then Dalai Lama got everybody’s attention with, “When you are discontent, you always want more, more, more. Your desire can never be satisfied. But when you practice contentment, you can say to yourself, “Oh yes – I already have everything that I really need.”

Sounds like the Miami Heat have been spending way too much time with the Dalai playboy because they’re playing like they’ve got everything they need! On Tuesday they went to the White House to see Obama and on Wednesday got the breaks beat off of them by the dull Washington Wizards 114-97.

These duns have dropped three straight to some bad teams bruh! They went up to New York to sight see last week and got carjacked in Manhattan and then got pistol whipped and tied up in a Brooklyn basement the following day. You’ll catch that one later!

It looks like these duns are content with boyz introducing them as the Two-Time Defending Champs the Miami Heat! So they’re figuring that all they’ve got to do is show up and roll their sneakers and the Heat logo out on the floor and boyz will concede.

John Wall and the rest of the lil’ homies felt some type a way about that playa! While the Heat were still ridin’ around sightseeing, the Wizards ran up on the ride and started bussin’! By the end of the first quarter they had them staggering trying to get out of the whip like Queen Latifah in Set it Off by a deficit of 43-18. It was on and poppin’ after that because the Wizards had crazy confidence at that point. Understand this playa, they’re professional athletes too so if you crack the door boyz are comin' in!

I don’t care how bad a team you’re playing, if you give a boy with that kind of confidence he’s going to run over you every time. At one point the Heat were down by 30 points! Wheredeydodatat bruh?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The NBA is no different from the streets playboy! The Kingpin always has to defend his reputation with violence! He can’t afford for a boy to ever beat him and get away with it. He has no other choice but to make an example out of cats that try to challenge him or his power. Because the very time that he doesn’t, the streets will take him down.

That’s what’s happening to the Heat right now! Boyz are sittin’ in the cut watching this all play out! The duns in DC watched the assault in NYC last week and that’s why they showed up ready for war on Wednesday. There was no intimidation factor going in so they felt like they had a right to take their sneakers and jewelry too.

Miami’s acting like they can just push a button and be ready for the playoffs without having any rhythm at all. And maybe they’ll get it together because it is just January but while they’re goofing around the Pacers are clicking on all cylinders right now. They’re cruising towards home court advantage in the playoffs and that’s gonna be problem.

Now don’t get it twisted, the Pacers have their problems too but at least they’re winning the games that they’re supposed to win while they’re fixing the ride. They turn the rock over way too much, Roy Hibbert is still too inconsistent and they need a true point guard. However, at least they’ve started on the road trip towards the Finals.

The Heat are still in the garage arguing about which car they’re going to drive and if they’re not careful some young cat trying to make a name for himself will run up on them and shoot them in the back of the head before they even leave the crib. So they better figure it out and either ride or die out here in these streets because like my man Rakim once said, “It ain’t no joke!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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