Surrealism (How the Big Ten made the dull media look stupid on New Years Day)

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Edgar Allen Poe once said, “Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.” Les Brown, the famous motivational speaker, gave it to us like this, “Don’t let someone else’s opinion of you become your reality.” Then John Lennon shut the building down with, “Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realized that the imagery in my mind wasn’t insanity. Surrealism to me is reality.”

Well playboy, there were a lot of cats dealing in surreal thoughts on New Year’s Day not because they were hung over from the night before but because the Big Ten was a beast in their bowl games.

All year long these media type cats have been selling you wood nickels about how bad the freakin’ Big Ten is and that they can't compete with the elite and so on and so forth. Then these duns show up and go to work on boyz on New Year’s Day!

Michigan State beats Stanford in the Rose Bowl, Nebraska beats ole dull Mark Richt and the Georgia Bull Dogs and LSU barely gets out of the joint alive against ole dull Iowa!

Stop listening to these cats that will try to convince you that certain conferences as a whole are better just because 2 or 3 of the most dominant teams in that conference are running the hood. At the same time stop listening to duns that will tell you that because the bottom half of a conference is terrible then the entire conference sucks!

Let’s keep it real of all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Teams that consistently win have everything to do with the commitment to the program by the university, their coaching staffs and their players! Period! The conference that they play in has nothing to do with why they are successful!

The Big Ten’s top teams are as good as anybody. Teams like Alabama, Florida State and Auburn are what you would call exceptional teams and very few teams would be able to beat them this year regardless of the conferences that they play in.

It’s asinine to suggest that the conference determines the depth of a team’s ability to be elite. Look at Kentucky basketball bruh! They play in the SEC which has traditionally been garbage for decades! They've been the only school in the conference since the beginning of time. Then Florida hit the lottery with a gang of boyz for two years and won the national title but besides that it been horrible.

The Miami Hurricanes back in the day were in the Big East which was atrocious. Think about the Big Eight that Oklahoma and Nebraska played in when they were going all over the country beating the doors off of everybody.

So to say that because Michigan State, Nebraska or Ohio State plays in the Big Ten and that they aren’t as good as these other good teams was foolish because they still played in a major conference and had to win consistently.

Here’s my roof top screamer again, “Now you’re changing your tune Jay! A few years ago you were dogging Boise State because they played in the WAC and now the MWC! What’s up with that?”

Listen you idiot, I’m talking about teams that play in major conferences. Not some dun that plays in the Romp-A-Room division of college football. Also Boise State was a good football team during their run. I never said that they weren’t! I just said that they didn’t deserve to play for a national championship because they hadn’t put in the work of playing solid teams all season. You can’t play 9 cupcakes and then just show up to play for all of the marbles. Wheredeydodatat?

So big props to the Big Ten to undermining these so-called talking heads that know little to nothing about what their talking about! I’m pulling for Ohio State to show up and ball out too!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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