Sleepin' (How the Pacers got carjacked by Detroit sittin' in front of the crib! Pistons 101 Pacers 96)

"Oh, I gotta have this one tonight young fella!"

On my way to the game Monday night I stopped by Long’s Donuts and got caught in line with some cats talking about dominating boyz. Ralph Nadar said, “John D. Rockefeller wanted to dominate oil, but Microsoft wants it all, you name it: cable, media, banking, car dealerships.” Al Davis turned around, unzipped the jacket on his velour jogging suit and said, “You don’t adjust. You just dominate.” Then Henry David Thoreau poured out a ‘lil liquor for all of the dead homies and said, “As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.”

Well on Monday afternoon the Detroit Pistons must have been having some deep thought of dominating the Indiana Pacers on Monday night. Because they walked into Bankers Life Fieldhouse and carjacked the Pacers 101-96. Now most cats that saw it on the news didn’t think that it was as bad as I’m describing it because they only lost by 5 points.

They say that most accidents happen within a 5 mile radius of home but does that include gettin’ carjacked too? Well…the Pacers got hit sitting in front of the crib playboy. They were 11-0 at home and had no reason to believe that a boy would just roll up on ‘um and pull them out of the ride with Pookie and Ray Ray nem sitting in the house playing video games.

Cats from Detroit are known for being nickel slick and they caught these Indiana boyz sleepin’! Josh Smith ran up on the passenger side door and hit 'um up for 30 while ole boy Greg Monroe hit the driver’s side with 13 and 12 rebounds. They completely dominated the windshield 55-40 overall and was 20-9 coming through the front window.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! After the Pacers realized what was happening they booted up and shot at the same percentage as the duns from Detroit. They both connected on 43.2 percent of their shots but the boys from the D had one more 3 pointer. They even took advantage of the paint job 44-38 and 22-14 in second chance points.

In the street version of events, the Pacers got drug out of the ride in front of 14,000 of their closest friends and family and got dog walked in the effort department pimpin’. Detroit wanted the ride more than the Pacers did on Monday night. Sure, they had just washed and waxed the joint and up to this point had been taking good care of it but they got comfortable because nobody in 11 tries had attempted to touch it sitting in front of the crib.

Now I’ll give them credit, once they realized that a boy was taking advantage of them, they tried to fight them off because nobody wanted to talk to the O.G.’s Larry and Donnie about giving the ride away sittin' in front of the house. However, the duns from the D finished with as many blocks (7) as turnovers (8) and made 5 of 6 free throws in the final minute to pull off with the whip and leave the cats from Indiana looking dazed and bewildered.

Now they’ve got to bum a ride to South Beach and be ready to play Wednesday against some duns that they kicked around a little more than a week ago on national television. I’m quite sure they’ll have the big guns ready for the Pacers too. It’s hard to show up at another man’s crib and take his whip unless he’s sleepin’ in it like the Pacers were doing on Monday night. In my Don Cornelius voice, “You can bet ya last money, it’s all gonna be a stone cold gas, honey” that the Heat are gonna be standing in the front yard waiting on these boyz this time around. Like I always say, stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!

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