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Maya Angelou rolled up in the joint and said, “All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.” Louis Pasteur puffed on his cigar and then said, “Fortune favors the prepared mind.” Then Ed Bradley said what needed to be said when he spit, “Be prepared, work hard, and hope for a little luck. Recognize that the harder you work and the better prepared you are, the more luck you might have. “
Well playboy, ole Ed was spot on when he spit that knowledge in the barber shop because the Indianapolis Colts had more Luck than the 49ers on Sunday! Literally! Andrew Luck led the Colts to an early season upset blowout of Frisco at their crib 27-7. The young horses were a 10 and a half point underdog coming into trusty Candlestick and walked out with all of the jewels, sneakers and all of Colin Kaepernick's flat bibs bruh.
Andrew Luck was 18 of 27 for 164 yards but was the most impressive on a 6 yard touchdown run where he faked out the entire 49er defense and literally walked into the end zone untouched. He spiked the ball so hard on that joint that he could have gotten a concussion if it had bounced up and hit him.
Luck faced his old college coach for the first time and ended their 7 game win streak after a loss. The 49ers were 7-0 after loses under Harbaugh and while you’re playin’, the Colts defense played like some real G’s on Sunday holding Colin Kaepernick to 13 of 27 for 150 yards, no touchdowns while sacking him 3 times.
Just in case boyz didn’t recognize, the Colts have a legitimate run game now with both Ahmad Bradshaw and Trent Richardson. They both scored 1 yard touchdowns but more importantly the run game will take the pressure off of Luck. Did you see just how easy it was for Andrew to walk into the end zone on that 6 yard boot leg bruh? Why? Because there was a legitimate threat that the running back had the rock. This is about to get fun pimpin'!
Well...not for ole dull Donald Brown and Vick Ballard it won't. They may as well start packing now bruh! Big Momma always said that you don't need multiple cooks in the kitchen to burn! You just NEED one and somebody to wash the dishes.
Ima keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz in the media were giving Jim Harbaugh the blues for playing Aldon Smith on Sunday just days after his drunk driving and marijuana possession arrest. Now the only question I would have is, “Is that dun drunk now and does he have weed in his thigh pads pocket today?” If both of those answers are no then play him!
These cats out here want to hold the coach accountable for everything but what he’s being paid to do and that’s to coach. If the NFL or the organization didn’t suspend him then that dun better be sober and weed free on Sunday because he’s playing. Jim Harbaugh isn’t the camp counselor playa! He’s the coach that better win games or he’s gonna get fired. Then he might start drinking and smoking weed. Now you’ll end up pulling over two cats instead of one. Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!
All I gotta say is look out for the Colts going forward bruh! They’ve got the No.1 and No. 3 picks in last year’s NFL draft with Luck and Richardson, some beasts at wide out with Reggie Wayne, Darius Heyward-Bey and T.Y. Hilton. They’ve got some monsters on defense and the secondary is sick!
So after week 3 all of the so-called experts need to reshuffle the deck because if the Colts ain’t one of the favorites to at least be in the hunt they’re smoking with ole dull Aldon Smith and should be suspended.
Lastly, for all of the duns that were hatin' on Ryan Grigson, the Colts GM, for cleaning house two off-seasons ago. Shame on you! I’m just sayin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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