CAIN (Karma fires Lane Kiffin)

"I knew I was gonna have to deal with him someday bruh!"

Stanislav Grof, the famous psychiatrist, once said, “Whether or not we believe in survival of consciousness after death, reincarnation, and karma, it has very serious implications for our behavior.” Sandra Bullock stood up and said, “I’m a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it’s bad or good.” Then Chris Pine, the famous actor, jumped out of his whip and said, “I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes back to meet you.

Well it looks like fate and karma knocked on ole dull Lane Kiffin’s door on Sunday morning! As a matter of fact, it just came right through the joint like the S.W.A.T. team in the projects bruh. As the USC Trojans were getting off of the plane at LAX after getting the breaks beat off of them at Arizona 62-41, athletic director Pat Haden asked Lane to get off of the bus so that he could, you know,  “holla at him for a minute.”

Lane thinking that it was going to be a routine chat so he left his bag on the bus. When he got off ole boy fired him and the team broke taking his bag with them according to the Twitter account of "Inside USC." In my Uncle Willie’s voice, “That was Cold Blooded playa!”

They fired that dun and made him find a ride to the crib. I can’t make this stuff up bruh. On some real talk, you can’t go around treating folks crazy and expect for it not to come back your way. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Lane Kiffin has been dull for a long time and it was just a matter of time before somebody ran up on him. It's what they call ghetto justice my brother!

Just 4 games into his second season with the Raiders Al Davis dropped him like a bad habit for being what he called a “flat-out-liar!” He was frustrated with what he said was propaganda and lies going on for weeks. Y’all know how old timers are about cats lying to them. They can detect a lie a mile away so that foolishness wasn’t gonna fly with the sweat suit pimp. Boyz thought ole Al was crazy but he peeped his game way before anybody else did.

Then he took the job at Tennessee and made a farce out of that joint. Well...an even more of a farce of it! How bout that? Anybody that knows anything about college football is familiar with what goes on with the hostess programs and recruiting. This fool goes so far as to send these girls 200 miles away to show up at then senior and highly recruited Marcus Latimore’s game in Duncan, SC. They show up with signs that read “Come to Tennessee” that fueled an NCAA investigation. He is so dull bruh! Marcus' mom was turned off by it and he ended up at South Carolina with the "Ole Ball Coach" and the rest is history.

Then he takes the Southern Cal job after only being in Knoxville for a year causing a freakin’ riot outside of the football facility because those southern boyz were hot that he’d even do them like that. They had to give him a police escort to the crib and to the airport just to get out of town. Dull again!

Once he got to USC he’s been on some Three Stooges type shenanigans! I told you that I can’t make up this foolishness. Remember when that fool allegedly had the student manager deflating the balls on the Oregon sideline before a game? Then threw him under the bus only to back up and roll over him again by saying that the kid acted alone. Now why in the world would a student manager take it upon himself to start taking the air out of the freakin’ balls without somebody telling him too?

Now if he would have told us that the freakin' kid snuck into the opponents locker room and put Icey Hot in their jocks and took the laces out of their shoulder pads on his own I would believed that! Because that's something I would have done in college. So the kid gets fired and they keep it moving like it was no big deal. Extra dull!

Then this dun had players switching jersey numbers on special teams to confuse opponents. He refused to disclose injuries during game weeks and got caught lying about how he tried to motivate his players by telling them that he had not voted them No.1 during the preseason coaches poll. Foolishness bruh!

So when a boy pulls him off of the team bus, fires him and pulls off with his bag nobody’s really trippin’ but the cabbie that’s gotta get paid for driving him home. The entire trip across town ole boy is saying, “You sure you gonna pay me when we get there bruh?” Lane: “Yeah dawg! I got plenty of money! It's just on that bus and the way my bank account is set up with my checking and my savings...!” Cabbie: “You sure? Cuz if it ain’t they won’t be able to find you in the morning bruh!”

Karma is real playboy! It’s been known for sitting in the cut and just waiting until a boy gets way too comfortable and then it will jump out of the bushes and go to work on you. I’m just sayin’! Just ask Cain from Menace II Society! “After stompin’ on Ilena’s cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he’d come back like this, blasting!” That’s ole dull Lane this morning laying out on the sidewalk rethinking all of the shenanigans he's pulled on boyz over the years! Stop me when I start lyin’ playboy!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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