Buster Brown's Big Top (The Dwight Howard Show)

"High, I'm your Ring Master Buster Brown and welcome to the show!"

George Canning, the 1700’s British statesman, once said, “Indecision and delays are the parents of failure.” Maimonides, the midevil Spanish philosopher, wasn’t playin’ when he said, “The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision.” Then my man William James, philosopher and psychologist, shut the building down with, “There is no more miserable human being than one in whom nothing is habitual but indecision.”

The circus that is Dwight Howard opened at 12:01am on Monday with fake acrobats, animals, and clowns playboy. This joint is full of foolishness so get your popcorn ready because it may last for a couple of weeks primarily because this clown can’t and won’t make up his mind. He’s the original big brother, almighty, too tuff can’t get enough, too cool, too smooth, Buster Brown that pledged a made up frat.

Now I can understand the Hawks, Mavricks and Golden State getting in line to holler at this fool but why are the Lakers even talking to him at this point. They’re scheduled to give their sales pitch to ole boy today with Kobe, Steve Nash, Jim Buss and get this, Time Warner Cable because they’ve signed a 5 year deal worth $25 billion with the team in 2012. Really bruh? All those people for a dun that has all but told you he ain't comin' back?

You mean to tell me that the Lakers are actually gonna sit down and try to talk this cat into staying? He’s been in LA since last summer and he’s played an entire season with them and you still gotta convince a boy to stay? Wheredeydodatat?

Now on some real talk, the Lakers aren’t what they used to be since Jerry Buss died and his son Jim has taken over the team. It’s just one bad decision after another. So I’d understand if Buster decides not to stay but just say it bruh. They’ve got the wrong coach for him, the wrong system; Kobe’s a terrible teammate because there’s a lack of control in the locker room by D’Antoni. So I get it.

Don’t get it twisted, there’s a reason why I call Dwight Buster Brown bruh but Kobe can’t expect for ole boy to want to play with him when all he does is take shots at him in the media. Family business should stay in the locker room. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If Dwight was a real G he would have jammed Kobe into one of those lockers and broken his jaw by now. Especially, with the guns he's got! That's real talk!

Duns like Kenyon Martin, Tyson Chandler and Udonis Haslem wouldn’t allow Kobe to talk crazy to or about them in the media regardless of how many rings he has. It’s the principle of it all playboy. They would have gotten at him on day one for that foolishness. Buster Brown just allowed Kobe to kick him in his butt and now he's gotten comfortable with it.

 Now back to why the Lakers are some suckas for even entertaining this cat at this point. It’s like you’ve been hangin’ out with a chick for a year but the whole time she keeps saying, “I don’t know what I’m gonna do. You’re nice and all but let’s just see what these other cats are gonna bring to the table.” You keep asking her to be your girl but she won’t commit. Now she wants YOU to get in line with the other duns that are trying to holler at her too like you’re brand new. Wheredeydodatat?

Boyz act like they forgot that this is the same cat that literally quit of the team and got ejected on purpose just two months ago! C'mon bruh! Wake up and smelled the athlete's foot!

If I were the Lakers I’d tell that clown to kick rocks and find somebody that really wants to play in LA. Now I don’t know what other star player is willing to come to the Lakers and play with Kobe at this point but good luck with that. Just in case you haven’t been paying attention playa, Kobe still thinks that he’s 25 years old physically and has the mind of some old cat that’s about to retire from the steel mill after puttin' in 35 years. He wants every shot and will say whatever is on his mind to or about his teammates. That’s a bad combination bruh.  

Coming off of a ruptured Achilles tendon he’s going to be a shell of himself at 35 playboy. Don’t let the Mamba fool you he's still human and Father Time is undefeated. His game is not going to be the same and he’s gonna need to adjust not only his game but his attitude if he wants another YOUNG superstar to play with him. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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