Ballin'? (Spurs 100 Heat 103 OT)

"Watch out bruh! Let me do what I do!"

Winston Churchill was spilling brew all over his linen suit while sitting in his luxury box when he said, “Never, never, never give up.” Jesse Jackson jumped up and knocked over the ladies nachos sitting courtside when he said, “If you fall behind, run faster. Never give up, never surrender, and rise up against the odds.” Pookie nem watching the joint from the nose bleed section started yelling, “You can give up if you want to playa and they’ll be out there celebrating on yo flo!”

The Miami Heat showed great resolve on Tuesday night. Well, was it resolve or just plain reality setting in on boyz? They finally punched the freakin’ clock coming off of a smoke break and decided to play with some heart down the stretch after being down 13 points with under 4 minutes left in the 3rd quarter to win it 103-100 in overtime.   

With 28 seconds left in regulation the Heat were down 5 points and could see boyz standing there with that dull yellow rope. It’s only dull when your team isn’t going to be the one celebrating playboy.  The American Airlines  Arena staff were preparing for a San Antonio celebration not a Heat celebration pimpin’. LeBron hit a 3 and then Ray Allen did what boyz brought him in to Miami to do, knock down 3’s! With 5.2 seconds left in regulation the joint was tied and Tony Parker in desperation put up a dull air ball to send the joint into overtime.

Once the Spurs let regulation expire on them you knew it was a wrap because the finest thing in the building “Miss Mo” had swung in the Heat’s direction and she was going hold on the Heat's arm for the rest of the night. She was gonna to walk those duns right out of the building and over to Saks Fifth Ave. to get the new Louis Vuitton hand bag hanging in the window that they promised her.

Now it’s Game 7 of the NBA Finals which is the first since the Lakers beat the Celtics in 2010. I think the NBA got what it was looking for. If you can’t make money off of this series then you need to get out of the business and start selling Camel insurance in Egypt.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st!  The San Antonio Spurs have out played the Heat in every aspect of the game of basketball throughout this series. Miami, in my old school coach’s voice, “Have been shuckin’ and jivin’ the entire Finals.” They haven’t played an entire game with effort and heart yet. If they win the series it will be off of talent alone because they haven’t left everything on the court yet.

Here we go, I hear some crazed Miami fan screaming from the roof tops, “Man did you see that game last night? Are you kidding me?” Yeah, I saw that joint! I saw LeBron and his homeboys playing with no sense of urgency for 3 and a half quarter too. I saw the best player on the planet score 14 points in the first 3 quarters only to end up with a freakin’ triple double with 32 points, 10 rebounds and 11 dimes out of nowhere. I saw Chris Bosh turn into a real defensive basketball player in the last 30 seconds of the game after Tim Duncan put on a clinic using him as the test dummy all night. Wheredeydodatat?

If they had played with that type of urgency the whole series it would have been over last week. So who’s foolin’ who playa? Or more specifically, who’s payin’ who? I’ve never seen anything like it. Boyz turning light switches on and off like a haunted house up in this piece.

Duns like Mr. McDusty Fro, Kawhi Leonard, are looking like All-Stars in the NBA Finals! Danny Green will be the freakin’ Finals MVP if the Spurs happen to win this joint. Gary Neal, the cat with the mailman name, is ballin’ out of control and you want me to believe that the Heat are playing with everything they have? Are you kidding me?

Don't even get me started on ole slam ball playin' D. Wade and who was that cat out there with the Herman Munster head wearing #6 in the last minutes of the game! That dun has a skull on him!!!! That head band is worth a fortune and he needs to have a back up in his socks the next time it comes off. They can show instant replays on that joint! It's like the room got smaller when that joint came off.

The good thing is this joint will be over on Thursday because it frustrates me to see cats taking smoke breaks on the job and showing up without combing their hair. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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