New GPA's

Parliament Funkadelic heads the class after 6 weeks.

Henry David Thoreau once said, “Be true to your work your word and your friend.” Brigham Young gave it to us like this, “Honest hearts produce honest actions.” William Shakespeare gave it to all the players like this, “Honesty is the best policy. If I lose mine honor, I lose myself.” That’s why I give it to all the REAL cats in street terms so there is no misunderstanding, “Ima keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st!

We all knew that kid or were that kid that didn’t want to bring the report card home at the end of the marking period. The kids that had good grades ran home with the joint in their hands. However, the duns that had bad grades took the long way home and some cats even tried to change the grades in the alley.

Well, the first BCS rankings come out this week and some duns are running home with their grades high in the air for Big Momma to see and others are in the alley trying to change them. The only problem with changing the grades in 2012 is that they’re online already and your folks have kept up with the weekly progress. So to change them would only make the beat down worse. Trust me!

The cats that were as real as advertised over the 1^st 6 weeks were the Oregon Ducks A.K.A. Parliament Funkadelic. They are the best team in the country in my opinion because they have been dismantling boyz and it hasn't been close. Alabama also gets an A for being who we thought they were in my Denny Green voice. However, they aren't scoring enough points especially against that weak schedule they've played so far. They only put up 35 on Western Kentucky, only 40 on Florida Atlantic and 33 on Ole Miss. C'mon bruh, Oregon is drilling boyz so that's why I've got them on top.

 Notre Dame has been a shocker being undefeated and Kansas State has been blazin' hot as well. However, Florida State let me down on Saturday losing to dull NC State. I had the Seminoles picked to play West Virginia for the national title in Miami because both of them had a chance to run the table from the looks of their schedules.

 I just thought all of the SEC teams would have a loss by seasons end and if Florida State and West Virginia ran the table they would be a shoe in. Not now!! So that opens the door for a one loss Bama if they slip up in either Knoxville or Death Valley. Keep your eye on October 20th. The Vols throw the ball extremely well and Bama's secondary is suspect. I'm just sayin'! 

Now Geno Smith and West Virginia can still run the table but their defense has got to show up at some point bruh. They can put up points but that’s too much pressure to put on an offense every week. Especially if they play someone that can run the football that will keep Geno and the boyz on the sideline all night. That’s real talk!

 I told you last week in my weekly preview that LSU was ridin’ the donut with the hazards on going into the Swamp and they wouldn’t get out of there alive. They’ve been dull for the past two weeks and I saw that coming.  Now I’ve been saying for years that Georgia is Mark Richt’s Georgia and that they were overrated and shouldn’t be in the top 5. They were only there because of the SEC bias, let’s keep it real.

I expected them to lose but not at South Carolina because they were running the football well with the two freshman, Marshall and Gurley. They normally lose to somebody awful because they’re Mark Richt’s Georgia. So at least they lost to a good team but they got the doors blown off on them. They clearly weren’t a top 5 team.

How many cats are having as good of a time as I am watching dull Gene Chizik and the Auburn Tigers get embarrassed every week. I told you that Auburn was garbage and have been for years. That national title was all Cam Newton. They hadn't won a national title since 1959 before Cam showed up.

Chizik didn't all of a sudden learn how to coach when he got to Auburn bruh. This is the same cat that was 5-7 at Iowa State the year before and the same dun that the Auburn faithful booed when he arrived at the airport. So I guess the Umpa Lumpa's are packing up his crib this morning after losing to the shoot yourself in the foot John L. Smith gang on Saturday. I know the ole timers are out on Toomer's Corner fighting mad this morning. They're out there wrestling over dominoes, throwing coffee and cursing because they can't get rid of all that toilet paper they bought at the beginning of the season.

Since the BCS is coming out later this evening here’s my Top 10 based on the 1^st 6 weeks! Keep in mind this is only the 1st report card and GPA's will change throughout the season! 

1.Oregon
2.Alabama
3.South Carolina
4.West Virginia
5.Notre Dame
6.Florida
7.Ohio State
8.Kansas State
9.USC
10.Oklahoma

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Jay Graves
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