"I Got 5 On It!"

"Man these boyz gonna run me out of town for this!"

There are plenty of old idioms out there about change and the most famous are, “A Zebra can’t change his stripes” or better yet, “A leopard can’t change his spots.” Uncle Willie and the boyz playing dominoes in the vacant lot next door always said, “If you sit in the cut and just watch folks they’ll tell you who they are by their actions.” Coach Denny Green, in one the most famous post-game melt-downs of all-time said, “The Bears are what we thought they were! They were who we thought they were! Now if you want to crown them. Then crown their ass! But they were who we thought they were! And we let them off the hook!”

Well…dull Tony Romo was who we thought he was and the Bears didn't let him off the hook! This dun threw 5 interceptions during the 34-18 loss on Monday Night. I get so sick of radio and TV analysts talking about the talent of Tony Romo that I just want to pull the TV off of the wall. All you hear about is how much talent this guy has and how great of a ball he throws and all I see is Buster Brown every time he’s on a national stage.

First of all, the only reason that he is still starting is because the Cowboys are the worst ran football franchise in North America. As long as Jerry Jones is the Owner, President and General Manager they’ll continue to lose. Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Cowboys, according to Forbes, is the first and only NFL franchise to be worth more than $2 Billion. So in that regard Jerry’s handling his business but he doesn’t have football people making football decisions and that’s why they keep under achieving as a team. They have all the talent in the world every year but they can't win because ole meddlin' Jerry keeps taking Funyuns and Now & Laters out the break room irritating everybody.

The Cowboys, excluding Romo’s 5 miscues, essentially won the game. They had more 1^st downs, ran more plays, had more total yards, had less penalties and time of possession was pretty much the same. What was the difference in the ball game? Dull Tony Romo puttin' 5 on it. I guess he must have been bumpin' that Luniz on his way to the stadium last night and it got stuck in his head. A good pair of Beats will do that to you every time bruh!

Now you have to give the Bears defense major props for forcing the turnovers.  Boyz like Lance Briggs, Major Wright and D.J. Moore were pulling joints out of the sky all night. Even though the Bears defense is full of 30 something’s they’re playing smarter and with more wisdom which will be a plus down the stretch.

 The only way you knew these cats were old was because of the smell of  Lagerfeld in the locker room. Also a couple of cats were rockin’ Tommy Hilfiger sailor jackets and Urlacher even stepped out of the joint with some Cross Colors on. There was a Karl Kani full jean suit hanging up but nobody had the nerve to  claim that joint. You know how it is, boyz resist change so there were plenty of CD’s and cassettes laying around the defensive area of the locker room too.

Either way, the Bears looked good on Monday Night and that’s all that counts. Now the Cowboys have to make a decision to either keep playing with dull Romo or move on. I’m sorry, what was I thinking! That decision has already been made because Jerry is in complete control of every thing in the building and he’s cool with under achieving and as long as the bread is right he’s winning! Why? Because he is who we thought he was!

Holla At Ya Boy!

Jay Graves

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