Slow Ya Roll

Hey you guys don't talk too much trash just yet! Remember, we are the Bears!"

Proverbs 27:1 says, “Don’t boast about tomorrow, for you do not know what a day may bring forth.”  The pimps down at the car wash break it don’t this way, “Don’t write a check that yo butt can’t cash homeboy.” Big Momma always brought it to you real gentle like, “Don’t put yourself out there like that baby because once you open your mouth you can't control where it goes.”

Why can’t boyz understand that when it comes to this thing we call sports or more specifically the NFL? The Chicago Bears win one game and cats are screamin’ from the roof tops that they’re going to the Super Bowl. Pump ya brakes and slow ya roll bruh! They beat the Indianapolis Colts. The same team that went 2-14 last season. The same team that had the worst record in the league and got the first pick in the draft. They’ve got a rookie quarterback, a new coach, new offensive and defensive coordinators and they pretty much gutted the joint to start over. That team bruh! You were supposed to beat them and you were playing at the crib!

Don’t put the boyz in the Super Bowl just yet because you beat some cats that will probably win 4 or 5 games all year. There are 16 regular season games to play and then the playoffs. Keep in mind that Jay Cutler is still the quarterback that has a Roy Jones Jr. glass chin. If you don’t protect him he’s going down very easily. Also keep in mind that the anchor of your defense, Brian Urlacher, is 34 years old and banged up going into the season. Lastly, Brandon Marshall is still a head case and might just do anything.  Take your heart out of it, do you really think these duns can beat San Fran, New York  or Atlanta down the stretch to even get to New Orleans? Absolutely not! After all, they are Chicago bruh. History says that they’ll sputter into the playoffs and lose awkwardly like that typically do. Fact!!!!!

I keep hearing all of the so-called talking heads saying that Philly is going to make it to the promise land too. Now unless they’re going to put Michael Vick in a hit proof uniform they don’t have a door to door Avon salesman’s chance in the ghetto of making it out alive. Without Vick on the field they that team is a shell of itself and that dun can’t stay healthy because he’s reckless with his body.

Don’t jump off of the roof and put yourself out there just because it’s your team bruh. Look at it for what it is. Be honest with yourself and stop being the delusional cat that nobody wants to watch the games with. At least be realistic with your predictions. Your team isn’t always going to be good and they can't make it to the Super Bowl every year.  

I keep hearing all of the Cowboys fans yelling to the top of their lungs that this is their year because they went up to New York and beat the doors off of the Giants. You won one freaking game bruh. It’s not like you went on an 8 game win streak to close out the season. You won the opening game. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! As long as Jerry Jones lives and eats in Dallas you won’t win because he wants to be Willie Wanka and make all of the decisions all of the time.

Just sit in the cut and watch the season play itself out. Don’t start making predictions about the Super Bowl now because you have no idea how good any of these teams are just yet.  Here’s a quick piece of advice bruh. Don’t start talking trash now because when your boyz go down at the end of the year you won’t have to call off work to avoid getting blasted by all of the people you’ve been talking strong to all year.  I’m just trying to keep you from looking stupid in December or January because I’m you’re boy!

Holla At Ya Boy!

Jay Graves

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