The Principals Office!

Remember back when you were a kid and would get into trouble at school? They'd send you to the principals office to give your side of the story. Back then it was easy to lie about what really happened because it was your word against their‘s. Whoever was the most creative with the lie typically got off. Now days they've got camera's everywhere and like the coaches would always say, "The film don't lie son!"

Detroit defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh was ejected from the Lions' 27-15 loss to the unbeaten Packers on Thursday after he stepped on an opposing offensive lineman. He was flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct and ejected early in the third quarter after the Lions thought they'd stopped the Packers on third down near the Detroit goal line. A replay showed Suh and Green Bay's Evan Dietrich-Smith scuffling on the ground briefly before the All-Pro defensive tackle got up and stomped at Dietrich-Smith's upper right arm.

After the game Suh was in the principals office trying to be creative. "I want to apologize to my teammates, my coaches and my true fans for allowing the refs to have an opportunity to take me out of this game," he said. "What I did was remove myself from the situation the best way I felt, with me being held down." (without camera’s I’d give him a 7!)

The principal was stone faced at this point so the All-Pro tried to put a twist on it. "My intention was not to kick anybody, as I did not, removing myself," he said. "I was on top of a guy, being pulled down, and trying to get up off the ground -- and why you see me pushing his helmet down, because I'm trying to remove myself from the situation, and as I'm getting up, I'm getting pushed, so I'm getting myself on balance." (without camera’s I’d give him a 10!)

Man that sounds like me in the 4th grade trying to explain to the principal how my classmate’s hood ended up in my hands. We had a spelling bee that day. This girl that sat next to me won it and the grand prize to go with it! It was a huge bag of candy. My boyz and I decided that we wanted it so we chased her to the crib to take it. I grabbed the hood of her coat and it was like a tear away jersey. Let’s say this, she tipped toed down the side line for 6 points and the candy. However, I was the most creative in the principals office the next morning so my folks didn't have to pay for the coat! No camera's!!

C'Mon Man my momma gone see this!

Ndamukong Suh had to know that he was playing on national television on Thanksgiving. However, his instincts from the playground kicked in and all he knew was to be creative. About midway through that first lie it dawned on him that it's on tape. “Damn! Now how do I back out of this one?” So like a real "G" he kept going! Problem is, the film don't lie!

He's been immortalized with that one bruh and for years to come he'll be on Sports Center for top 10 most creative excuses for getting ejected from a game! Right now he's at the top of the list! If you take nothing else away from this article. Always remember that they've got camera's everywhere even on the school buses. So don't jump on the bus and threaten some kid for bothering your child like your folks did. Because you'll end up on national television in an orange jump suit trying to be creative like Ndamukong Suh.

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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Information from the Associated Press was used in this article.