The REAL reason why these old head NBA cats keep hatin' on Golden State! "Ex"

"Are they up n me enough Big O?" 

William Shenstone,  the 18th century English poet, once said, "Jealousy is the fear or apprehension of superiority: envy our uneasiness under it."Johann Kasper Lavater, the 19th century Swiss poet, gave it to us like this, "The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time." Then Anitisthenes, the ancient Greek philosopher, broke it down like Goldie at a perm convention when he spit, "As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion."

Well playas...it seems that jealousy and envy isn't just reserved for regular cats but even former professional hoopers and even legends of the game can be jealous hearted. Boyz used to think that only scrub cats could be haters and gumps but now we see that even pro ball players can put on that uniform too. Not only did The Big O sound like a grumpy old crazy old man hatin' on Steph Curry this week when he said that the only reason Steph is so successful at shootin' the rock is because boyz aren't playin' any defense and that these new coaches don't know how to coach defense. What!!!?? Then both Cedic Ceballos and Steven Jackson got drunk off of that 90 proof haterade and started talkin' crazy. 

Now they even sounded crazier than the Big O when they said out of their OWN mouths usin' their OWN tongues and teeth that their respective teams would have beaten Golden State in a playoff series. Let me be clear playboy! That's a best of 7 joint where you've gotta win 4 games! Ceballos sounded like he had just stolen Ms. Johnson's VCR, turntable and floor model TV and sold all of them for $3 when he said that his '93-'94 Phoenix Suns that went 56-26 and lost in the Western Conference semifinals to the Houston Rockets would have beaten them. Then Steven Jackson got completely butt naked and started foamin' at the mouth jammin' dirty syringes in his arm when he said that his 2006-07 Golden State team that was 42-40 would have beaten them. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! All of these cats sound like a bunch of bitter old men tryin' to stay young at the club. They're the fools sittin' in the VIP that are 45 years old plus tryin' to holler at broads that are 23 and hatin' on the young thunder cat that all of the women want. "Girl I just saw him with another chick outside in the parkin' lot! Why you hollerin' at him? He aint gone do nothin' but play on you. See I'll treat you right." 

Any time one of these old cats try to tell you that their team would have beaten these Warriors tell them to shut they  old jealous "A's" up, unless it's Michael Jordan himself talkin' about the 72-10 Bulls! And that's the edited version! Then we've at least got a debate to some degree. I still don't think they would be them but at least I'll entertain that. 

You've got clowns talkin' about how they would beat them that played on teams that didn't even make the darn Finals!!! Cedric Ceballos didn't even start on the team he's hollerin' about! How are you gonna talk trash comin' off of the bench on a team that isn't even in the same class. Steven Jackson was in the ride with a bunch of cats that was barely over .500!!! Golden State is 53-5 which is the best EVER through 58 games bruh!!! You can't hate on that!!!

Did you just see what Steph did to OKC on last night? This dun stepped over half court and launched a boy without panic to beat them 121-118 in OT. Ole boy put up 46 in the process and broke the single season record for 3's that he set last year. So now he holds the 3 highest single season totals in NBA history. He tied the 3-point record for a game while he was at it last night too. But ole crazy Oscar is tellin' boyz that all they need to do is get up on him and play better defense. Tell that dun to take a nap. You can hate on these boyz all you want bruh but everybody watchin' this foolishness knows that all you're doin' is actin' like the ex-girlfriend that can't get back on. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Goldie: noun - the old playa pimp in the movie "The Mac"
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
4) Scrubs/gumps: noun - cats that can't stand on their own. They always have to tear another man down to make themselves look better.  

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