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In my Puffy Bad Boy voice, "Take that! Take that!" |
Well playas...the Indiana Pacers ended up in car No.19 lookin' for whip No.20 on Friday night when they lost a close one 96-95 to Kemba Walker and Co. The dun from Charlotte went huntin' with the heart of a lion and knocked down the game winnin' shot with 2.4 seconds left to walk out of the joint with Big Momma's soul food dinner. Complete with catfish, collard greens and some hot water cornbread. For all of my white homies your homework assignment today is to look up hot water cornbread. I'm not addin' it to the Playas Thesaurus on purpose.
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Charlotte has recently figured out the combination to the safe at Bankers Life Fieldhouse by winnin' twice this month after droppin' 12 straight in the Circle City. Whasssup wit dat?
The Pacers have owned these boyz at the crib in the past and now they're showin' up with enough confidence to holler at a dun's girl! They call that pullin' a "Fish" around this piece! Derek Fisher that is. Kemba jumped out of the whip and unloaded 22 on a boy as Marvin Williams dropped 26 with 15 of them in the third quarter alone. Not to mention the dun scooped 13 off of the glass on their way to their 8th win in 10 games.
Boyz are jockeyin' for playoff position at this point bruh as the Pacers are a 6th seed with Charlotte tied with Chicago for the 7th joint ahead of dull Detroit for the 8th. In my Puffy Daddy 1994 Bad Boy voice, "It's real in the field!" Now for all of you cats that can't understand why I had to specify what Puff Daddy I was talkin' about it's because that dun changes who he is every 3 or 4 years bruh. He was Puffy, then Puff Daddy, then P Diddy, then just Diddy, then Diddy Dirty Money, then back to Diddy now Puffy. This dun is Benjamin Buttons up in this piece.
But anyway, boyz better step their games up or get left out in the cold when the playoffs start.
PG13 finished the night with 32 points and a missed jumper from the top of the key at the buzzer to win the joint. It was a good look but no cigar. The young boy, Myles Turner continues to impress with a solid 15! Monta Ellis ridin' shotgun popped off 14 and George Hill hit 'um with 10 and threw 7 dimes. However, they've just gotta finish joints like that or should I say, don't let a boy split two defenders and get to the rack with 2.4 seconds left and pull a Puff Daddy "Take that! Take that!" moment. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc, It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Whip: noun - luxury vehicle
4) Dime: verb - to throw an assist
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