Why T.Y. Hilton sounds like he's been sleep all season bruh! "Sweat Hogs"

"Uh?" 

Jean Cocteau, the French writer and playwright, once said, "Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far." Dr. Suess gave it to us like this, "Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act." Then Sir Isaac Newton poured out a lil' liquor for all the dead homies when he spit, "Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy." 

Well playas...there's always one cat that can't keep his mouth closed long enough to get through the season. The Indianapolis Colts have been strugglin' all season long and everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, is fired up about it but their smart enough to just leave it alone. They've got two freakin' games left to play and T.Y. Hilton decides that it makes sense to criticize the offense now. This dun said out of his OWN mouth that they need to run more long pass plays bruh! The short passin' game ain't workin'! That's what a dun said that actually plays on the team bruh! Naw playa, that is actually in the offensive huddle. Naw chief, that's actually one of the duns catchin' the balls! 

Let's keep it real or all way 100, whichever comes 1st! All I wanna say to T.Y. is "No stuff Sherlock!" And that's the edited version. Everybody with a freakin' rectum and toe nails knows that bruh! But who's gonna throw you the deep ball playa? Mickey Mouse? Thor? Batman? Have you been in the huddle over the past 7 weeks playboy? 

You've got a dun playin' quarterback that's 146 years old and he's takin' a beatin'! He barely knows his name and address at this point and you're complainin' about a deep ball? Then you've got an offensive line that can't hold their breath and fart at the same time. And again, you want a deep ball? 

This dun is talkin' about how fast he, Donte Moncrief and Philip Dorsett are and all you gotta do is throw it deep. He sounds like he's been asleep next to Rip Van Winkle snorin' so bad that he needs a Zyppah. That's Happy-Z spelled backwards. If that joint went over your head you don't listen to sports radio. Don't worry about it bruh. I won't even put that joint in the Playas Thesaurus at the end for you.  

So will somebody please tell T.Y. Hilton to close this darn mouth. And again,  that's the edited version pimpin'! Just play the game bruh. You've only got 2 more to go. Statin' the obvious makes a boy sound like he was in Mr. Carter's class sittin' next to Horseshack, Juan Epstein and Vinny Bobarino. Why? Because he's got no quarterback and no offensive line. Deep ball bruh? Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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