How Odell Beckham Jr. played himself and embarrassed his daddy! "Rice & Chitterlings"

"Let me at that fool bruh!" 

William Shakespeare once said, "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." Mark Twain pulled up in a big body Chevy with the music blastin' and shouted, "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." Then ole honest Abe spit that fire when said, "You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." 

Well playas...Odell Beckham Jr. acted a darn fool on Sunday when his New York Giants were playin' the Carolina Panthers. This dun was gettin' that thang put on him all game long by Panthers corner back Josh Norman.  And finally he brain farted. Naw bruh, he had brain diarrhea and ran up on ole boy from behind and intentionally hit him with a head-to-head joint that caught Norman in the jaw. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The league is lookin' into suspendin' him for 1 game but he's lucky that Josh Norman just didn't beat the brakes off of him for that, literally. Pullin' a stunt like that would a get a boy broken down where I'm from. He was already gettin' the noise brought to him from the word go and the more the game progressed the more that dun got out of control. 

Norman had that boy out there scared to death and EVERYBODY watchin' it could smell it. Odell couldn't catch a cold sittin' on an iceberg butt naked with the flu shot syringe stuck in his back. Norman was all over him like, white on rice, like funk on chitterlings and like stank on $%*!. And that's the edited version. 

So all of a sudden this fool loses his freakin' mind and wants to start fightin' and wrestlin' all over the field. Straight playin' himself on NATIONAL TV! He's like the dun that goes off and calls a chick a "B" because she won't dance with him at the club. Then he follows her around for the rest of the night cursin' her out because he can't pull. 

Odell Beckham Jr. made a fool out of himself and you already know his old man is hot because he can't get away from the foolishness this mornin'. He went to the doctor's office tryin' to get in to see a boy on the low and the nurse screamed his entire name all across the waitin' room. ODELL BECKHAM!!! Then all the old timers looked at him and started whisperin' to one another, "Um that's that boy'z daddy that acted a darn fool on national TV yesterday! UM!" And that's the edited version. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Big Body Chevy: noun - the body style of the Chevy Impala from 1985 to '90. 
2) Dun: noun - the person in question,dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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