Why Chuck Pagano will probably get fired but it ain't his fault bruh! "House Fire"

"So this is how y'all gone do me huh?" 

Deepak Chopra, the famous author and public speaker, once said, "We all feel the urge to condemn ourselves out of guilt, to blame others for our misfortunes and to fantasize about total disaster." Robert Anthony, the organizational theorist and Harvard professor, gave it to us like this, "When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Then Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "What can everyone do? Praise and blame. This is human virtue, this is human madness." 

Well playas...let the madness begin! We're back to square one here in Indy! Who's to blame for the foolishness takin' place on the field with the Indianapolis Colts. Is it Pagano or Grigson? These boyz have fallen to a dismal 6-8 after losin' to the Houston Texans 16-10 at the crib on Sunday. I know everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, is standin' in front of the water cooler or the dull coffee maker pointin' the finger like Uncle Sam or Jason. Whichever turns you on bruh.  

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts have basically shot their playoff hopes in the pinky toe by losin' to these cats that have NEVER won a freakin' game in Indianapolis in franchise history. Now they've got to win both of their next two and hope that Houston takes an "L" in at least one of their two.  Here's the problem pimpin', the Colts are nose divin' with no parachute  with a brick in their pockets and cement shoes on. Check this out bruh. They got dog walked in Pittsburgh, got hit by a truck with no plates in Jacksonville and just laid out in the middle of the street and got run over by a dun on a tricycle from Houston. 

Now boyz wanna know who's gonna get pushed out of the limo first like ole Eddie Cain, Pagano or Grigson? Who's to blame for this foolishness of a season? Well bruh, those are two entirely different questions that deserve to entirely different answers. Pagano will probably get fired but it's not his fault. Grigson was the dun in the off-season buyin' the freakin' groceries! He's the dun pickin' up wide receivers when the Colts clearly needed offensive line help and defensive depth. 

Andrew Luck wouldn't be sittin' on the sideline with his kidneys leakin', his shoulder jacked up and whatever else you can find wrong with him if they had depth. Like I've said on numerous occasions durin' the course of this season, how do you go from a 26 year old stud at QB to a 40 year old cat that didn't actually sign up for this? The 40 year old signed up to hold a freakin' clipboard and run into the game in a pinch for and easy paycheck. Like when a boy'z chin strap comes off or when his shoe comes off. Not when he's got to carry a team for 7 games. Oh yeah, without any depth on the offensive line where he's gettin' killed. 

Pagano didn't run out and sign Andre Johnson, who the Texans were gettin' their "Kicks N Giggles" off when they unloaded that dun. Then they ended up beatin' the very team that took him to possibly lock down the AFC South title. There's not an ounce of depth on this team playa and that ain't on Pagano! 

We saw this train wreck comin' back in August. Why? Because anytime the feud between the GM and head coach gets loud enough where it becomes public its a problem and it's been goin' on.  It's no different than your neighbors who eventually get a divorce. You aren't surprised when the U-Haul backs up to the front door and only one of them is bringin' stuff out. And that's the edited version. Why? Because they've been arguin' and fightin' for so long that it eventually starts to spill out into the driveway and front yard. That was Grigson and Pagano in freakin' trainin' camp. 

So anybody that thought the Colts had a shot at winnin' anything like even makin' the playoffs was completely delusional. Now the real question is, should Andrew Luck come back for the final two games? The real answer is NO!!! I've been tellin' you boyz since they announced his first injury that the dun shouldn't come back until he was 100 percent healthy because it wasn't worth the risk to keep playin' him. 
Now it sure isn't worth it. 

Have you seen what they're doin' to Hasselbeck out there bruh? Even if Luck can come back and win both games and the Texans completely wet the bed in their last two. The Colts are gonna get the brakes beat off of them in the playoffs anyway because they've got NO DEPTH. So it's not worth the risk of further injurin' your franchise quarterback to get blasted anyway. His long term health is the future of the organization. 

So to answer your question. Pagano will probably get fired for the house fire but Grigson left the iron on and was smokin' in bed with a gasoline Speedo on. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Crib: noun - at home 
2) Ms. Jackson: noun - the baby's momma's momma in the song "Ms. Jackson" by OutKast released in the year 2000.
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
5) Eddie Cain: noun - the dun in the movie Five Heartbeats that got kicked out of the group for bein' dull. 

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