"Some groupie fool paid $47,190 for this bruh!" |
Well playa…when these young boyz sign their letters of intent to play at these big time programs they need to sit down with all of the old hustlas. They need to get a crash course on identifyin’ the hustle before they leave home. On Sunday mornin’ the helmet used by Auburn kick returner Chris Davis in last year’s Iron Bowl sold for $47,190. Now keep in mind that Chris Davis was the dun that hit Alabama for the 109 yard return of a dull missed 57 yard field to beat them. That propelled Auburn to the SEC championship game and then on to the national title game. But the only reason boyz wanted that helmet was because of what he did in the Iron Bowl playa.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When a boy signs a letter of intent he’s goin’ off to school to play ball and get an education. It’s simple right. He’s hopin’ that he’ll be good enough in a few years to go pro but if not he’ll graduate and keep it movin’. What he doesn’t realize is that these boyz out here are the same cats he left in the streets that Uncle Leroy tried to tell him about. Everybody’s got an angle. How in the world does the NCAA tell a boy that he can’t sign his own name on a piece memorabilia when they see it goin’ for $47,190?
If everybody else is gettin’ paid off of them then in their minds they need to be gettin’ paid too. So unless a boy can prove that a cat got paid then I say listen to the O.G.’s down the street. “You gotta get them before they get you.”
The NCAA has suspended Todd Gurley for a total of 4 games and he’ll have to repay $400 of the alleged $3,000 that he received for signin’ autographs. Then these duns told him that he has to do 40 hours of community service. What? Now I’m cool with the 4 games suspension because Todd Gurley didn’t sit down with the hustlas before he got to Georgia and his pimp game was weak. He let too many cats know that he was hustlin’ and it was public knowledge that he was gettin’ bread. That’s his fault! But to make a boy pay restitution and do community service is to treat him like he robbed the liquor store or something bruh.
If he were my son I would have him to tell Georgia and the NCAA where they could kiss. We’d sign with an agent today and keep it movin’. His draft status is solid and he’s not goin’ to win the Heisman now anyway. As much side bread as the NCAA and Georgia has made off of this dun and now he’s gotta do community service like a criminal? “You out cho mind!”
Georgia has been sellin’ Todd Gurley jerseys gettin’ back for 3 years. That wasn’t in the agreement when that young boy showed up in Athens! You told his momma that you would take good care of him and he’d get a quality education. You didn’t tell her that if he became a superstar that you were gonna pimp him and sell everything that had Todd’s likeness on it to help build more buildings on campus etc. You didn’t tell big momma that.
When a boy looks into the crowd and sees 40,000 duns wearin’ his jersey that he knows he just saw in the bookstore yesterday for $75 and he doesn’t have money to get a pizza after the game the wheels start turnin’! So when a boy says we’ll pay you a stack for signin’ 10 items this evenin’ he’s gonna tell them to bring 100 items because I’m hungry and my little brothers and sister are still in the ghetto hungry too.
When duns like Gurley show up at Georgia etc. the scholarship doesn’t pay for toothpaste and toiletries playa. It doesn’t pay for a new wardrobe when a boy gains 20 pounds from bein’ on trainin’ table and liftin’ weights etc. Big Momma doesn’t have money to send him and the NCAA won’t allow him to have a job because it’s against the rules playboy.
Who’s gonna pay to get him a coat if he’s playin’ at Ohio State and he’s from Florida? He’s never owned a winter coat in his freakin’ life and his family was under the impression that coach was gonna take care of him because that’s what he told them when he recruited him.
So now fast forward to the dun on the field in the middle of a game and he sees everybody in his jersey and he’s broke. Yeah playa, it’s easy to understand why he took the bread for signin’ autographs and he sees a freakin’ worthless helmet go for 47 stacks. Stop me when I start lyin’!
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