Clear As Vodka (The REAL reason Ole Miss is still who we thought they were)

"Y'all still Ole Miss bruh!"

Mohamed Elbaradei, the Egyptian law scholar and diplomat, once said, “If you have nothing to hide, there is no reason not to be transparent.” Pharrell Williams got happy on a boy and shouted, “I love when things are transparent, free and clear of all inhibition and judgment.” Then John Tilloston, the 17^th century Archbishop of Canterbury, gave it to us like the G’s like to hear it, “The crafty person is always in danger; and when they think they walk in the dark, all their pretenses are transparent.”

After Saturday night it should be as clear as Vodka that Ole Miss is Ole Miss! I kept tellin’ you boyz that when they got into the back end of their schedule they would wet the bed and soil the mattress. Well playa, the Auburn Tigers rolled into the dull Grove and handed them their second loss in a row 35-31. Now they’ve gotta pull a ghetto move and turn that joint over to the other side just to sleep at night. You can’t buy another mattress and there are no do overs pimpin’!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! All of these duns out here screamin’ Ole Miss are actin’ like they’ve never paid attention to college football before. Even usin’ your dumb cousin’s brain you couldn’t rationalize Ole Miss playin’ for a national title in this day and age bruh. It’s Ole Miss!! They haven’t won a national title since boyz started intergratin’ schools. The last time they won a title was 1962! So you’re tryin’ to get me to believe that all of a sudden these duns were gonna be in the hunt? Put the pipe down bruh you’ve had enough! You can’t get any higher than that!

Mighty funny that Bo Wallace couldn’t complete a freakin’ pass after Treadwell went down! Why? Because I keep tellin’ you boyz that real programs just reload when a boyz goes down. There isn’t much difference between the 1 and 2 deep at powerhouse programs. At Ole Miss there is a huge difference in the talent level goin’ from the No.1 target to everybody else. So when his best wide receiver goes down he’s got NOBODY to throw to. In my Denny Green voice, "They are who we thought they were!" 

I’m just happy that we can return to normal this week to some degree because these media type cats were actually tryin’ to sell this Mississippi foolishness and boyz were actually buyin' it. I told you that the glass slipper would turn into a pumpkin in Death Valley and that Auburn would throw poison in the lawn at the dull Grove like ole dull Harvey Updyke did the Auburn trees. Now we don’t ever have to hear about Ole Miss again! They can go back to bein’ duns that are everybody’s homecomin’ invite! As a matter of fact, four schools called them after they wet the bed last night. “We’d love to have you for homecomin’ next year playa!”

Now mark your calendars for November 15^th in Tuscaloosa! That’s when the Mississippi State pipe dream goes up in smoke too and we don’t have to ever hear about those duns again either. It’s been a great tourism commercial for the last two months for the state of Mississippi but real college football fans are tired of it now. 

It’s gettin’ in the way of watchin’ the real powerhouses play. Yes Dak Prescott is the real deal but its Miss State bruh! They barely got out of Kentucky alive last week and they had the runs last night at the crib against ole dull Arkansas. The same cats that haven’t won an SEC game in 15 tries. Stop it! You’re tryin’ to sell me a vacuum cleaner and I’ve got hard wood floors. Alabama is gonna beat the brakes off of them and they’ll go back into their dull hole too. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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