Bustin' Loose (How that GoGo music helped the Pacers blast the Wizards in DC)

"You smell that bruh? It's called swag! But you can't buy it tho!"

As I’m rolling down Pennsylvania Ave. past the White House headed to the game I see these cats arguing in this tent about defense. Malcolm X said, “Power in defense of freedom is greater than power in behalf of tyranny and oppression, because power, real power, comes from our conviction which produces action, uncompromising action.” Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, replied by saying, “We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal.” Then brother Malcolm fired back with, “I don’t even call it violence when it’s in self-defense; I call it intelligence.”

Well the Indiana Pacers used a lot of intelligence on Friday night playboy as they pulled up in the blue Phantom with gold interior and worked the Wizards over 85-63 to go up 2-1 in the best of 7 series of the Eastern Conference semi-finals. Now don’t get it twisted bruh, it was ugly to watch because neither team looked great.

At the end of the first quarter it was knotted up at 17 and at the break the Pacers were up 34-33! Wheredeydodatat bruh? According to STATS it was only the 13^th time in history that duns had combined for 67 or less points in a playoff game in the shot clock era.

Now the Pacers weren’t trippin’ because all they wanted to do was get out of the joint with a “W” bruh. So they double parked the whip and EVERYBODY got out of the joint including ole dull car seat sittin’ Roy Hibbert. Now don’t get it wrong bruh, he had some motivation to get out of the ride because Big Momma was tailin’ them in a green ’76 Nova with a missin’ hub cap, doors from 3 different cars and the ceiling carpet hangin’ to make sure that dun actually got out and went to work.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Malcolm called it intelligence but Frank Vogel called it straight up self-defense! They were in survival mode. The Pacers kicked the front door in while boyz were still sleep and held the Wizards to 32 percent shooting from the field and 25 percent from behind the arc.

Bradley Beal tried to go for the chopper under the bed but got disoriented by the tear gas and was held to 6-19 shooting and only landed 16 using the .22 he had on his hip. John Wall tried to come out of the bathroom on a boy but got hit across the head and only managed to get off 15 but he turned the joint over 7 times by himself. Trevor Ariza came out of the basement on boyz with 12 but that wasn’t enough to stop the onslaught comin’ through the front door.

The Wizards were so confused by the Pacers intelligence that they only shot 52 percent from the free throw line bruh. Even when they had clean shots they couldn’t make them count. That’s more than intelligence playboy that called wisdom!

Roy finished with 28 points and 9 rebounds in Game 2 so the level of expectation was real in Game 3 especially with Big Momma sittin’ in the Nova out front. No Sir!!! He already knew that he couldn’t put up the double-double he rocked in Game 1 with 0 points and 0 rebounds. Naw playa, that couldn’t happen because Big Momma didn’t even get dressed last night. All she had on was a bra, combat boots, some thick white tube socks pulled up to her waist and rollers in her head. If than dun wouldn’t have shown up she was comin’ in prepared to show her backside. And that's the edited version. Y’all know how Big Momma will step out on the porch and embarrass yo “A” and not care in a minute.

What’s her favorite line? “They ain’t laughin’ at me they laughin’ at you!” So Roy went on ahead and put up 14 points, picked off 5 rebounds, blocked 3 shots, threw 5 dimes and altered several shots. He made sure she stayed in the ride bumpin’ that Al Green and pickin’ her toes. Since she was in DC for the weekend she had to rock some GoGo music too. So she ended up gettin' a ticket for playin’ that Chucky Brown “Bustin’ Loose” way too loud when the Pacers went on like a 16-2 run in the third quarter to open the joint up.

Paul George led all scorers with 23. He also had 8 rebounds as he and the fellas bum rushed the Verizon Center. D. West threw 12 through the picture window in all of the confusion. Both George Hill and Lance The Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself hit boyz off with 9 apiece as duns tried to escape out of the back door. Luis Scola contributed a solid 11 out of the trunk to finish the job.

Up next Game 4 and you already know Big Momma’s still parked out front. The only time she’s gettin’out of the ride is to use the restroom at the gas station down the street and to get her some Funions. What’s up with old ladies and Funions bruh? Stop me with I start lyin’!

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